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Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	999	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ores Mined:	4150	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP, cinematic phrases, classic movies, clever comebacks, comedy, Entertainment, famous dialogues, famous quotes, film industry, funny, humor, iconic quotes, memorable lines, movie quotes, movie scenes, movie taglines, one-liners, Parody, pop culture, sarcastic quotes, witty remarks

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1822	Ores Mined:	7198
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

Astonishing, BlocktopiaCraft, enlightening, eye-opening, fact, Fun, fun fact, hidden facts, Incredible, INTERESTING, knowledge, little-known, Mind Blowing, mind blowing facts, mind-bending, mind-boggling, MINDBLOWING, Obscure, Surprising, Trivia, UNBELIEVABLE, unknown, UNUSUAL

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	470695	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

criminal activity, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, department of justice, domain seizure, Domains, fbi, HackCraft, HACKING, international relations, internet domains, investigation, law enforcement, online crime, online threats, Russian hackers, seized, Seizes, Technology, US

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9619	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

Bosses, classic, customizations, Donations, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exen, Hardcore, Imbalance, Levels, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, price tags, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Two Years, update, Vanilla, weather conditions

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

185.186.143.152:25720

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

banana, butchery, chisel & bits, cluttered, community-driven, CREEPERS, Curseforge, discord server, Extra Dimensions, farmers delight, gaming servers, Halloween events, HANDCRAFTED, Let’s Do mods, Macaw’s mods, Network, peels, plenty more decor and block options, Slip, smp, the aether, the bumblezone

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

Abuse, acceptance, coming out, coping with rejection, discrimination, emotional trauma, family rejection, Gender Identity, hate crimes, healing from trauma, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, mental health, Minecraft, Parent, parental rejection, seeking help, self-acceptance, Server, Support, Trans, Transgender, violence

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

COMEBACK, Competition, Defeat, FC Porto, football, goals, Incoming, INTENSE, LOSING, man, MAN U, manchester united, match, Minecraft, mug, Players, porto, smp, Soccer, sports, Thread, Upset, Victory

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, emotionally fragile, FIRED, Friends, Gamers, high maintenance, insecure, likable personality, Manager, Minecraft, Public, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, screaming, Server, small town, Therapist, tip, waitress, WaitressWars

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.