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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 7779 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?