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CreeperCubicleCraze

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	137	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1742	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6695	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Zombie Dances:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ores Mined:	3879
Magic Items Found:	6265	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!