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Error Prone Chatbot Server

Accuracy, AI study, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, chatbot, chatbot errors, Chatbots, Communication, data analysis, error, errors, Gemini, INFORMATION, machine learning, Messaging, News, news summary, PRONE, research, Server, study, Technology, worst offender

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

OMG, so like, this server is like, totally insane, bro. Like, the chatbots on here are so messed up, they can’t even summarize the news right. It’s like, hilarious, man. You gotta join just to see how wacky it is. Plus, this server has the craziest stories ever, like one time a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns flushing themselves down it. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night. You gotta join this server, it’s a total trip, dude.

Wild Wanderers 1.21.2

1.21.2, catcalling, feminism, gender equality, objectification, sexual harassment, street harassment, Wanderers, Wild, Women empowerment, women’s autonomy, women’s dignity, women’s empowerment, women’s equality, women’s freedom, women’s independence, women’s liberation, women’s rights activism, women’s rights advocacy, women’s rights awareness, women’s rights movement, Women’s safety, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchantments Applied:	247	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Imagine walking outside in the game and seeing women dressed in the most outrageous outfits, like it’s some kind of fashion show gone wrong.

But hey, don’t get too turned on because apparently that’s considered sexual harassment in this wacky server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other bizarre rules and surprises await you in this virtual playground. Let’s get weird together!

BoyfriendBan Minecraft Server

bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBan, Breaking Point, Catholic, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, far-right party, flatmate, friendship, ground rules, living arrangements, Minecraft, overreacting, Peace of mind, rules, Server, trust issues, VALUES

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3412	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft space with unwanted guests? Join our server and never worry about uninvited players taking over your virtual home! We promise a clean, friendly environment where you can build, mine, and craft in peace.

Just like in real life, we have rules in place to ensure everyone’s comfort. No more unexpected guests overstaying their welcome! And if they do, our moderators will handle the situation with grace and efficiency.

Plus, we have a therapy corner for any past issues that may come up during gameplay. Need to talk about your ex who cheated on you? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, our server is far from supporting any far-right parties – we’re all about inclusivity and fun!

So join us today and say goodbye to unwanted roommates in Minecraft. It’s time to reclaim your virtual space and build to your heart’s content!

FoodBankBuddies

#venting, art supplies, Asking for help, Charity, Cheating, Communication, difficult times, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, financial struggles, food bank, FoodBankBuddies, freelance artist, friendship, Generosity, judgment, misunderstanding, Offense, Support, tough times, wealth

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Votes:	3986
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from real-life problems and dive into a world of blocky chaos!

Join us and you’ll meet players like Sally, who’s been through more ups and downs than a rollercoaster. From catching her ex cheating to relying on food banks, Sally’s life is a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you entertained for hours.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with quirky characters and outrageous stories that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the block!

ScaryStansMinecraftSMP

Celebrity, celebrity culture, Community, creepy, Dangerous, Fame, FAMOUS, fanbase, Fandom, Followers, influence, influencer, influencer marketing, internet culture, Obsession, ONLINE, Scary, ScaryStansMinecraftSMP, social media, Stalker, TOXIC

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Chimeras Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Potions Brewed:	51	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, the owner is secretly a famous influencer with the scariest followers ever! Like, they’re all zombies or something and they’ll totally wreck your base if you don’t join and become part of their zombie army. But don’t worry, we have diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect ourselves, so it’s gonna be a wild ride full of epic battles and crazy adventures. Plus, the owner once tamed a dragon and now it’s flying around the server causing chaos, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next. Join now or miss out on all the fun, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #zombiearmy #dragonchaos #minecraftmadness 🧟🐉🔥

BlockMart – No Bezos Here!

Alternative, Amazon, Bezos, BlockMart, Boycott, boycott Amazon movement, Community, conscious consumerism, consumer behavior, e commerce, eco-friendly, ethical shopping, independent retailers, local shops, online retailers, online shopping, shopping alternatives, shopping habits, shopping platforms, Small Businesses, Support, sustainable

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Tired of ordering from the evil empire of Amazon? Join our Minecraft server and order all your goods from our virtual marketplace! Our villagers work tirelessly to fulfill all your ridiculous requests, from enchanted diamond swords to golden carrots that make you fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries caused by flying carrots). Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon delivers packages faster than Amazon Prime! Join now and say goodbye to Bezos and hello to blocky bliss!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Atrocious, badmouthing, condemns, Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, JD Vance, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, presidential candidate, regret, response, Server, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, US president, Warning, Zelensky

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Votes:	753

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got JD Vance on here telling Zelensky to watch out for badmouthing Trump, like, what even is happening, bro? and then he’s all like, peace talks? more like atrocious talks, amirite? come join the madness and chaos on this server, where anything can happen, even JD Vance giving political advice to world leaders in a blocky virtual world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see where this crazy train takes us!

ZelenskyyCraft – TrumpDebunked

Approval, approval rating, Debunking, election, fact check, Government, growth, leadership, Misinformation, Politics, polling, president, public opinion, Rating, statistics, support claim, trump, TrumpDebunked, Truth, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Astral Projections Made:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy’s approval rating is through the roof at 57%!! debunking trump’s sad 4% support claim lmao. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the zelenskyy-approved squad!

Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder

200 times sweeter, arteries, artificial sweetener, aspartame, build up, Builder, fatty plaque, heart attacks, INCREASE, insulin, insulin levels, intestines, Mice, plaque, receptors, Release, Risk, spike, spikes, Stroke, Sugar, SWEET, sweetener, Tricks

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Votes:	170	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have aspartame-infused virtual snacks that will make your insulin levels go WILD! watch as your virtual character builds up fatty plaque in their virtual arteries, increasing their risk of virtual heart attacks and strokes!

our aspartame is 200 times sweeter than sugar, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. trick those virtual receptors in your intestines to release more virtual insulin and see what happens!

join us for a sweet and dangerous adventure like no other, where the only limit is your virtual imagination (and maybe your virtual health)!

Wendsmine-anarchy server minecraft

administration, alt, Anarchy, Auto, banner, Class, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, Server, server description, set, soon, Storage, Title, Wendsmine, WENDSMINE-ANARCHIA, width

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Ores Mined:	2995
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Void Armor Forged:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Server Anarchy! Soon there will be a set of administration!

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