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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 1751 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
