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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8705 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2046 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride on the creepers and the chickens do the cha-cha slide.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. And rumor has it, if you can tame the Diamond Cow, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
Plus, every full moon, the Ender Dragon comes down to join us for a game of Minecraft bingo. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. See you next cycle 2028…if you dare!
