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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9476 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 1777 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows