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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2698 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 3864 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 326 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and potatoes. We have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes for stacks of dirt. And don’t even get us started on the wild pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say there have been a few incidents involving exploding sheep and flying pigs.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes an appearance every once in a while to show off his sick dance moves.
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and no one is safe from the shenanigans that go down on our server. Are you ready to see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world?