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Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Players Killed by Monsters:	605
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

🏕️ SMP where every block is VIP pass 🏕️ No squares allowed! Join THE CLUB now! 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], +18, Allowed, application, BLOCK, club, Community, Economy, Events, Fabric, Hardware, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Modpack, Mods, Optimization, pass, Player Shops, Projects, setup, smp, squares, Vanilla, Vip, voice chat, webmap, Whitelist, Worldgen

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ores Mined:	8648
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1

ABOUT US

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

HARDWARE & SETUP

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

MODS & TWEAKS

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features.

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
Mobs & Players Drop Heads
Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
Accelerated Leaf Decay
Minecarts now run 4x faster
Online Webmap

APPLICATION

Join our Discord Server here!

Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules

Step 2: Submit an application via our application link

Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!

Step 4: Short Interview

Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

MineBrit Minecraft Server

#British movies, #British travel, #British vloggers, British, British accents, British celebrities, british comedy, british culture, British education, British fashion, british food, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, british music, british slang, British stereotypes, British traditions, British TV Shows, british youtubers, MineBrit, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find this elusive creature, you’ll be set for life!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon struggles to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be saved by a team of flying squids who will gently float you back to safety.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

VividCoomer in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, VividCoomer

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, where your mental imagery will come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous ways.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows ride pigs, chickens wear diamond armor, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our players have created insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian or a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry minions to do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, insanity, and cooming to your imagination, then join our server today! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world.

DogCraft: Keepin’ Fido Forever

destructive behavior, dog behavior, dog behavior issues, dog obedience training, dog ownership, dog rehoming, dog training, Dogcraft, family dog, family pet, fido, high energy dog, keepin, mixed breed dog, pet abandonment, pet behavior, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet responsibilities, pet training, training challenges

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a high-energy, destructive, mixed breed mutt who thinks he’s a wrecking ball? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to train a virtual dog who constantly knocks down players, jumps on them, and scratches them. Watch as he chews on everything in sight, from virtual toys to Xbox controllers and even the virtual deck and furniture. But don’t worry, our stimulating virtual toys and sniffer treats will surely keep him entertained…or will they?

With a virtual yard that’s not fenced, you can witness firsthand the chaos as he digs holes into virtual foundations and tries to destroy the virtual neighbor’s fence. Will you be able to fill in the virtual holes before it’s too late?

Join now and experience the guilt of giving up on a virtual dog that you took in as your virtual responsibility. Will you choose the dog over your virtual husband’s happiness and financial stability? It’s a virtual dilemma like no other!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to handle this virtual mutt madness. Who needs reality when you can have all this virtual chaos at your fingertips?

LebSyriaAirStrikeCraft

aggression, Airport, airstrikes, border, Conflict, Defense, fighter jets, international relations, Israeli, Israeli Air Force, lebanon, LebSyriaAirStrikeCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, Report, SECURITY, strike, Syria, Tension

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like an Israeli fighter jet striking an airport on the Lebanon-Syria border – total madness! We got explosions, chaos, and non-stop action, just like in real life but in blocky form! Join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building ur dream castle. Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create epic adventures. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

TimelessGeopol: Where we mix politics, mods, and drama – ready for the chaos?

artillery, Automation, Chaos, create mod, crops, Drama, Empire, Factions, Farming, Farms, food options, Guns, Minecraft, Mix, Modded, Mods, Origins, Politics, radios, Ready, Server, Tanks, Territory, TimelessGeopol, voice chat, walkie-talkies, Wars

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Welcome to Timeless Geopol
Create Mod: Unleash your creativity with the Create Mod!
Build farms as far as the eyes can see, automate everything and anything.
However unlike other servers create will not be mandatory for progression through the pack Guns, Tanks, and Artillery: We use Timeless and Classics for personal arms as well as clockwork with create big cannons to allow you to build tanks and airships ready for war.
Faction Claiming System: Establish your own empire and defend your territory! With our faction claiming system, you can join or create factions, claim land, and engage in wars.
Custom Origins: Choose from a few custom made origins that help compliment certain playstyles.
Farmers Delight: Enjoy more variety in farming with new food options and crops! Cultivate your land and discover a wealth of new ingredients to enrich your culinary creations.
Voice Chat: No Need for discord calls lagging you out anymore, we have the simple voice chat with added immersion through radios and walkie-talkies.
This server will most likely be opened by Saturday. IP but you need mod pack to join: 212.192.28.44:25619
Join By https://discord.gg/rSZbTphy

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without the mod pack?

A: No, you need the mod pack to join the server. You can download it from the provided link.

Q: How can I establish a faction in the game?

A: You can establish a faction by joining or creating one in-game and then claiming land to defend your territory.

Q: Are there specific playstyles supported on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom origins available that complement certain playstyles to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is voice chat available on the server?

A: Yes, voice chat is available on the server to help you communicate with other players in-game without the need for external apps.

Q: When is the server expected to open?

A: The server is expected to open by Saturday. Make sure to check the provided IP and Discord link for updates.

G-games Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magic Items Found:	5841	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	668455
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers. They were crowned the king of the land and given a diamond throne to sit upon. And that’s just the beginning of the epic adventures that await you on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /wfaa/ – Women Farming Animals Adventure

Adventure, animal lovers, animal roleplay, Animals, bestiality, blowing horses, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Farming, fetish, Horse, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, pokemon, Roleplay, schlong, Sloppy, smp, taboo, wfaa, wfag, Women, women fucking animals

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!

But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”

So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

DebtCraft: Mom’s $10k Loan

10k, DEBT, DebtCraft, doctoral degree, down payment, engagement ring, Family Support, Financial Advice, Financial Stability, financially struggling, groceries, high cost of living, HOA fees, insurance, loan, loaned money, moms, Mortgage, personal loan, Retirement, SAVING, single mother, student loans

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Come join our Minecraft server where the only debt you’ll have is to the Ender Dragon! Our server is a magical place where you can escape from the stress of loaning money to family members and worrying about mortgage payments.

Instead of taking out a $10,000 loan for your mom, why not spend that money on building a virtual castle for your girlfriend of 7 years? You can even save up for a diamond engagement ring by mining for resources in our server. Plus, you won’t have to worry about pesky HOA fees or insurance costs – the only thing you’ll need to insure is your diamond armor.

So leave your financial woes behind and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have virtual adventures and build your dream home without any debt? It’s time to dig, build, and craft your way to happiness in our crazy, debt-free world.

UnpopularJamsMC SMP

controversial, disagreement, Music, Music (Industry), music analysis, music appreciation, music community, music criticism, music culture, music debate, music discussion, music enthusiasts, music fandom, music genres, music preferences, music snobbery, music taste, music trends, personal taste, smp, unpopular opinion, UnpopularJamsMC

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	985653	Towns Built:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join us if you think Nickelback is the greatest band of all time and you want to defend your unpopular music taste with fellow players who share your love for questionable tunes. We even have a secret underground Nickelback shrine where you can pay your respects and rock out to “Photograph” on repeat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cursed Creeper Gang, a group of creepers who have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their explosive plans? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our SMP and prepare for a musical journey that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about music.