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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2467 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
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