farming simulator 2019 funny Minecraft Servers

BookshelfBlockerCraft

AITAH, book collection, bookshelf, BookshelfBlockerCraft, Boyfriend, Confrontation, financial capabilities, Honesty, living with parents, Manila, materialistic, Moving in, Reader, relationship, selfish, shelves, small space, Space, studio apartment, Understanding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	796507

Are you tired of being judged for your massive book collection? Do you need a space big enough for all your shelves to fit comfortably? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and build your dream virtual home with as many shelves as you desire. No judgment here, only support for your book-loving ways.

Forget tiny condos and cramped spaces, on our server, you can have all the room you need to display your beloved books. Plus, no one will ever call you materialistic or selfish for wanting to keep your collection intact.

So come on over and let your bookish dreams run wild in a world where there’s always enough space for your shelves!

Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP

1 HP, Damage, equivalent damage, equivalent health loss, equivalent injury, Gaming, health, health points, hit points, injury, Minecraft, minor damage, minor health damage, minor health loss, minor injury, Ouchie1HP, physical injury, Real Life, role playing games, RPG, small injury, smp, video games

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Emeralds Found:	999
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ores Mined:	1558	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So, one time, this dude joined our server and he was like, “I’m the best builder ever, bow down to me peasants!” But then, he got attacked by a baby zombie and lost 1 hp. And you know what happened next? He stubbed his toe in real life! Yeah, that’s right, losing 1 hp in our server is like stubbing your toe in real life. Crazy, right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!

DreamJob2Now

career choices, career dreams, career goals, career path, career trajectory., childhood ambitions, childhood aspirations, childhood career goals, childhood dreams, childhood dreams revisited, childhood dreams vs reality, childhood fantasies, current job, current occupation, dream career, dream job, dream profession, DreamJob2Now, future aspirations, job aspirations, professional aspirations

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

Remember when you used to dream of being a professional unicorn rider or a superhero who saves the world with nothing but a rubber chicken? Well, now you can live out those childhood fantasies on our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted rubber chicken, battle evil mobs with your trusty unicorn steed, and build a fortress made entirely out of rainbow blocks.

Who needs a boring old office job when you can be a virtual superhero in a world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your childhood dreams today!

HostageBlocker69

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Animals Bred:	168
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. you gotta join cuz we got this dude named Ben-Gvir who, like, admits to, like, preventing hostage deals all the time. it’s like a crazy adventure every day, you never know what’s gonna happen next. come join us and see for yourself, it’s a total rollercoaster of chaos and madness. plus, we have, like, the best diamond mines in all of Minecraft, like seriously, you won’t find better loot anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and mayhem on our server, it’s gonna be a blast!

Confrontation-Free Zone

avoidance, Confrontation, ConfrontationFree, emotional well being, facing fears, inner strength, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Zone

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mines Excavated:	4790
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Votes:	3514	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server and finally face your fears head on! Forget feeling small and insignificant, on our server you will feel like a giant among men (and creepers)!

Embark on wild adventures, battle fierce monsters, and build the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner warrior in a virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Will you be brave enough to summon their spirit and learn their secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you are not afraid to face confrontation…especially when it involves a horde of angry zombies!

Goat Recognition Quest

Animal Behavior, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal studies, behavioural evidence, cognitive abilities, facial photos, facial recognition, familiar humans, Goat, Goats, heart rate shifts, human-animal interaction, physiological changes, Quest, recognition, recognition abilities, research, social cognition, study, voice recognition, Voice recordings

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Farms Harvested:	367
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6161

so, like, u ever wonder if goats can, like, recognize u by ur face and voice? well, on our server, we take that shiz to the next level! we got goats that can, like, totally tell who u are just by lookin at ur pic and hearin ur voice! it’s, like, some next level sci-fi shiz, man.

join our server and see for urself the mind-blowing abilities of our goats. u won’t believe ur eyes (or ears)! plus, if u don’t match up, who knows what kind of crazy stuff might happen? heart rate shifts, behavioural changes, u name it! it’s a wild ride, my dude.

so, like, come on down to our server and see if u can fool our goats. but be warned, they ain’t no fools. they know who u are, even if u try to hide. it’s a goat vs human showdown like u’ve never seen before. u won’t wanna miss it!

STARRY [smp]

99% acceptance, accept players, building projects, Community, Custom Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farms, Fun Community, Healthy Community, hermit craft, Join, long term SMP, Plugins, Server, shopping district, smp, Starry, ticket channel, Towns, Version 1.21.4

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	200
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Starry SMP Overview

Current Version	1.21.4
Description	We’re creating a long term SMP with many building projects, farms, community, and more. The only things we don’t allow are anarchy and griefing. We aim to have a healthy and fun community for everyone. We plan to make a Hermitcraft type of server.
Custom Features	Custom Datapacks and Plugins, including a shopping district, communities/towns/events. We accept 99% of people!
How to Join	Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/starry and make a ticket in our ticket channel.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone can join the server by following the steps mentioned in the “How to Join” section.
Are griefing and anarchy allowed on the server?	No, griefing and anarchy are not allowed. We aim to maintain a healthy and fun community for all players.
What type of projects can I work on?	You can work on building projects, farms, communities, towns, and participate in events on the server.
Are there any restrictions on who can join?	We accept 99% of people, so anyone is welcome to join the server.

Birthing Alone 1.20.2

1.20.2, abandoned baby, abandoned child, abandonment, abandonment issues, baby boy, birthing, DATING, Motherhood, motherhood challenges, motherhood choices, motherhood decisions, motherhood dilemmas, motherhood questions, motherhood struggles, parenting, relationships, single mother, single motherhood, single parenting, Wilderness

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the harsh realities of single motherhood by abandoning your baby boy in the wilderness! Who needs responsibilities when you can build pixelated houses and mine for diamonds instead? Plus, you’ll have plenty of time to ponder whether or not you’re still dateable while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s a win-win situation, really. So come join us and leave your real-life problems behind!

GasGuzzler Minecraft Server

adult child, aita, Boundaries, Communication, DAUGHTER, ENTITLEMENT, fair share, family dynamics, financial expectations, gas, GasGuzzler, household expenses, insurance, living arrangements, maintenance costs, Minecraft, ownership, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Vehicle, vehicle usage

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of freeloading family members taking advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of having a daughter who mooches off you! On our server, we have a special gas payment system where players must mine for gas resources to keep their virtual vehicles running. Show your daughter how it’s done by making her work for her gas money in-game! Join now for a hilarious and relatable gaming experience!

PreggoCraft: No Wallpaper Duty!

23 weeks, adhd, cold, Duty, electricity, Focus, Freezing, Heating, heavy, Help, husband, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, refusal, renovation house, task, Toddler, ungrateful, unreasonable, wallpaper, wallpaper removal, work

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Void Gems Collected:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	278	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel grateful for not having to remove wallpaper in the freezing cold while pregnant? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual world where you can escape from reality and enjoy building without any manual labor involved. Plus, our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you focus on one task at a time, unlike some ADHD partners out there. Join us now and say goodbye to real-life chores and hello to endless fun and creativity!