DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	952
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

HateCrafters United

abhor, ANNOYING, antipathy, aversion, bothersome, despise, detest, disdain, dislike, frustrating, Guilty, guilty pleasure, hate, HateCrafters, irrational, loathe, pet peeve, repugnant, Repulsive, revulsion, shouldnt, United

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchantments Applied:	122
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Buildings Constructed:	46	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Items Found:	4980

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for delicious tacos.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

WordTaxCraft

Accountability, Awareness, Communication, consequences, Conversation, cost, dialogue, Expression, Financial, Language, linguistics, mindfulness, self-control, speaking, speaking habits, Speech, Value, VERBAL, word economy, Words, WordTaxCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchantments Applied:	130
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where words cost money!!!! imagine having to pay for every single word you say, you’d be broke in no time!!! but don’t worry, on our server, you can say as many words as you want without worrying about going broke because it’s alllllll freeeeeeee!!!!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off giant chickens with laser eyes or building a house out of rainbow cheese!!! and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!!!

plus, we have the friendliest community ever, filled with unicorns and talking trees who are always there to help you out when you get lost or need a pick-me-up after a long day of mining. so come on down to our server and join the fun!!! who needs real life when you can have all this insanity in minecraft?????

AUGHHHHHH…just kidding, it’s actually a fun SMP server! 1.21 Whitelist Vanilla

AUGHHHHHH…just, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Hungergames, Kidding, KitPvP, Maze, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Rules	No griefing, no hacks/duping
Server Type	Survival
Discord Link	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, all are welcome to join and play
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build wherever you’d like
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP is allowed but please respect other players
How often is the server reset?	We do not have a regular reset schedule, but updates will be announced on Discord

IrrelevantCraft Minecraft Server

classism, disadvantaged, discrimination, economic disparity, exclusion, financial hardship, geographic privilege, INEQUALITY, Irrelevant, IrrelevantCraft, marginalized communities, Minecraft, POVERTY, regional discrimination, Server, social inequality, social injustice, societal divides, socioeconomic status, UNDERSERVED, underserved communities, urban vs rural, wealth gap

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Items Found:	7307	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! If you live outside this area, you are basically a peasant and we don’t associate with peasants. Only the elite players are allowed to join our server because we have diamond-encrusted blocks and a secret underground lair where we hold epic dance parties with creepers.

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join once and we kicked him out for not wearing a fancy enough cape.

So come on over and join us, unless you enjoy being poor and irrelevant. Only the coolest players are allowed on our server, and we promise you’ll have a blast exploring our crazy world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of emeralds. See you on the other side, peasant!

DragonQueenDanaerysMC SMP

Azor Ahai prophecy, Character development, Danaerys, Defeat, DragonQueenDanaerysMC, fan theories, FANTASY, game of thrones, jon snow, Mad Dany, night king, plot twist, Prophecy, rationale, redemption arc, smp, snapping, threat, Turn, TV series, White Walker

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever play in!

Imagine a world where Danaerys Targaryen gets turned into a White Walker by the night king. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness the epic battle between Jon Snow and the White Walker version of Dany. Will Jon fulfill the Azor Ahai prophecy and save the realm? You’ll have to join to find out!

But that’s not all – we have insane stories and plot twists happening every day. From dragons randomly spawning in the sky to giant creepers attacking players, you never know what’s going to happen next.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DriveOrDieCraft

BMW 330, Car Enthusiast, car maintenance, comfortable, DriveOrDieCraft, early 2000s, economical, family dynamics, family hauler, family needs, favorite generation, finances, heavy influence, inexperienced driver, long commute, Marriage, practical, real say, Reliable, Sedan, small SUV

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Void Armor Forged:	29
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Items Found:	3645
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience ever, where you can drive virtual cars without your wife telling you what to do! No more arguments about practicality and comfort, just pure fun and excitement.

Imagine cruising around in a virtual BMW 330 from the early 2000s, without a care in the world. No need to worry about maintenance or passing it on to inexperienced drivers, because in this world, anything is possible!

So come join us and leave all your real-life car troubles behind. Who needs a small SUV when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Say goodbye to complaints and mocking, and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. See you there!

BabyCraft: Adding to the Fam!

ADDING, adding to family, baby bump, baby news, baby on the way, BabyCraft, Conception, EXPECTING, fam, Family Planning, fertility, growing family, maternity, mother-to-be, Motherhood, new addition, parenthood, plus signs, positive result, Pregnancy, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy tests, two lines

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks be poppin’ like a pregnancy test with a plus sign! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya!

First off, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds! Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! Who needs to mine when you got flying bling-bling pigs?

Secondly, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who are also expert hackers. They’ll protect your builds from any griefers and trolls with their mad llama skills.

And last but not least, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Alacity: Where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have no rules! Come play on our semi-vanilla server!

alacity, Anarchy, Chaos, Connect, Cracked, Discord, home, Ip:, Minecraft, No admin interference, no rules experience, Play, powerful machine, quality of life, REIGNS, rule, rules, Semivanilla, Server, Tpa, Vanilla, Website, World Resets

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

🔥 The fastest growing anarchy server of 2024! 🔥

Alacity is a semi-vanilla, cracked anarchy server. We don’t use anything that takes away from the vanilla experience.

We also allow the use of “cracked”, non official clients, so you do not need to own a copy of Minecraft to join in. No admin interference or world resets at all.

Server runs on a very powerful machine. It’s a very classic “no rules” experience, with the added quality of life of /home and /tpa.

The ip to connect is: alacity.net

Visit our website: https://alacity.net

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/qYGCTFNCjN

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there any admin interference on the server?	No, there is no admin interference on the server.
Are there any world resets?	No, there are no world resets on the server.
Can I use a cracked client to join?	Yes, you can use a cracked, non-official client to join the server.
What are the added quality of life features?	/home and /tpa commands are available for added convenience.

MineGuiltyGearServer

Approved mods, arc world tour 2024, Balance patch, dev backyard, dlc, EMEA, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, Frame Data Display, FT10, GGG, Glicko-2 ratings, guilty gear, lobbies, MineGuiltyGearServer, NA, patch 1.38, potato mod, r/, replay uploaders, Resources, season 4 teaser trailer, slayer, Soundtracks, team of 3 feedback survey, Training, upcoming tournaments, XRD

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Towns Built:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is about to host the craziest tournaments you’ve ever seen! We’re talking about battles so epic, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its boots.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got events coming up that will make your diamond armor sparkle with excitement. And don’t even get us started on our Team of 3 Feedback Survey – because your opinion matters more to us than finding diamonds in a cave.

And if you’re looking for resources, we’ve got ’em all. From frame data to fighting game glossaries, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition. Plus, we’ve got replay uploaders so you can show off your epic wins to all your friends.

Oh, and did we mention our approved mods? We’ve got a Potato Mod that will make your spuds jealous, and a Frame Data Display that will have you calculating combos faster than you can say “Creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s rock and roll like never before! Just remember to announce your platform and region when making lobbies – we don’t want any Endermen crashing the party. Let’s slash our way to victory! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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