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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4256 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
