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CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

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Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

MOOville Snapcraft

Anons, Despair, Disappointment, error, Failure, Grief, Guilt, Heartache, helplessness, missed chance, missed opportunity, mistake, MOOOOOOOO, MOOville, regret, remorse, Sadness, save her, Snap, Snapcraft, sorrow, Tragedy

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

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Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

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Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Blocky Burger Delivery

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Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1247	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	2

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Crazy farflung Minecraft Servers

CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

Stats November 22, 2024

Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

Stats November 22, 2024

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

Stats November 22, 2024

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

Stats November 22, 2024

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

Stats November 22, 2024

MOOville Snapcraft

Stats November 22, 2024

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

Stats November 22, 2024

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	7983	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Divine Spears Created:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17