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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2523 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Animals Bred: | 140 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?