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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5792 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 159 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Our server is like no other, with insane challenges and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We got you covered. How about building a giant statue of Trump made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on anyone who dares to challenge you. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where you can dance the night away with your pixelated pals.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your life, relationships, and sanity at the door and come join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!
