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Slapstuck SMP

BUILD, Community, Cross-Play, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, hang out, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, Server, Simple, small group, smp, Social, Survival, Terralith, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Hello! We are a small group of friends just running a little SMP. We have simple voice chat, terralith, and some vanilla tweaks as well. Come hang out! We started 5/24/2024

us1484303.g-portal.game:27165

NexusCPVP

Cpvp, Discord, Economy, Gaming, Ip:, Minecraft, NexusCPVP, PvP, Raiding, Server, Shop, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3314

Join NexusCPVP, THE BEST CPVP SERVER AND SHOP SURVIVAL SERVER!!!

Discord-> dsc.gg/nexuscpvp IP-> nexuscpvp.xyz

nexuscpvp.xyz:25814

VanillaMultiplayer: Slightly Vanilla, Super Mature, Never Resetting, Always Surviving!

active community, chest looting, Client Modifications, collaboration, community values, cozy community, creativity, exciting projects, friendly players, griefing definition, long-term play, Mature, Mature Players, new player, No Griefing, pvp allowed, Resetting, Respect, seasoned builder, slightly, stable environment, Super, Survival, Surviving, Vanilla, VanillaMultiplayer, Vibrant Community

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magic Items Found:	2035
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	151
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to VanillaMultiplayer!

IP Address	vanillamultiplayer.com
Website	vanillamultiplayer.com
Discord	discord.vanillamultiplayer.com

About Us:

VanillaMultiplayer is a cozy yet vibrant community where players from all walks of life come together to enjoy a pure Minecraft experience. Our server is designed for long-term play, offering a stable and reliable environment for you to build, explore, and thrive.

Our Community:

Our small but active community is the heart of VanillaMultiplayer. Here, you’ll find friendly players who are passionate about Minecraft and always ready to lend a hand or collaborate on exciting projects. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to the game, you’ll feel right at home.

Rules:

No Griefing:
- Do not destroy or alter anything created by another player.
- Do not deliberately ruin another player’s gaming experience.
General Conduct:
- Feel free to express yourself, but refrain from spamming.
- PVP is allowed as long as it does not turn into harassment.
- Chest looting is acceptable, provided you do not grief to access the chest.
- Client modifications (like improved chat and minimaps) are welcome, as long as they are not exploited to gain an unfair advantage (e.g., fly mods, x-ray mods).

Griefing Definition:

Different servers might have varied interpretations of “Grief” (noun) or “Griefing” (verb), but they all generally agree that it involves damaging other players’ creations. It’s crucial to understand that regardless of how other servers define or handle griefing, VanillaMultiplayer has its own specific definition, which the staff is dedicated to enforcing.

Breaking any block or blocks placed by another player without their permission.
Adding any block or blocks to another player’s build without their permission.

Griefing is the sole bannable offense at VanillaMultiplayer.

Join us today and be part of a community that values creativity, respect, and long-term enjoyment. We look forward to seeing you online!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the IP address of the server?	The IP address is vanillamultiplayer.com
Are mods allowed on the server?	Client modifications like improved chat and minimaps are welcome, as long as they are not exploited to gain an unfair advantage.
What is the definition of griefing on VanillaMultiplayer?	Griefing is defined as breaking or adding blocks to another player’s build without their permission.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

bitterness, comparison, DadCraft, discontent, dissatisfaction, doomers, envy, family, House, incel, Jealousy, Job, Kids, Life, meaningless, Minecraft, Resentment, responsibilities, Server, unfulfilled, ungrateful, Unhappy, Wife

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	244102	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave behind your boring house, job, wife, and kids – because who needs all that when you can build a virtual empire in Minecraft?

Our server is the perfect place for all you incel doomers out there who are feeling lost and unfulfilled. Why waste your time moping around when you can join us and unleash your creativity in a blocky wonderland? Who needs a meaningful life when you can have a pixelated adventure like no other?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems. Build, explore, and conquer – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make life meaningful again, one block at a time!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

amazed, Bathwater, boundary-pushing, controversial, dances naked, Edgy, filmmaker, girl on period, holy fuck, Holycraft, Media, mindlessly please, Minecraft, Provocative, Server, shock, shocking behavior, simple act, taboo, trying new things, trying to please, trying to shock, zoomers

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get wilder than a filmmaker trying to shock zoomers! Picture this: players eating cake made out of creeper flesh, drinking lava for hydration, and dancing naked in the Nether. It’s a place where the boundaries of normalcy are pushed to the limit, and where the only rule is to have a good time. Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the insanity that awaits you.

GF-Free Fun Time!

Book Club, Boundaries, Communication, couples, DATING, friend time, Fun, GFFree, girls time, Girls trip, group outings, hang out, Honesty, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, prioritizing friendships, quality time, Respect, serious relationship, third wheel, Time, Understanding, uninvite

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Runes Activated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a “block club” where we mostly mine for diamonds and slightly discuss our building techniques. It’s mainly to hang out and see each other as we are all busy crafting in our virtual world. Of the 4 of us (all blockheads), 3 have pet wolves and one was a lone wanderer for the longest time. They have recently tamed a llama and have invited it to our block club hangout to meet us. I was completely fine with it and enjoyed meeting the llama and very happy for my friend to have a new companion, as this is their first pet in several Minecraft days.

Now, I hang out with this friend significantly less since they got the llama, which I understand priorities shift, however now when we do meet up for block club the past three times they bring their llama. The llama doesn’t even mine for diamonds, so it’s kind of moved away from block club and more just a scheduled hangout. Now these typical “block dates” seem very third wheel. This was always just an us thing and the wolves never came, but because they have a llama, the llama comes as “one of the blocks”.

We mentioned building a giant castle in our block club chat (which the llama is not a member of) and we thought it would be really fun. Now I’m finding out that the llama would come too. It feels hypocritical to have the llama invited but specified it be a “block trip”, which leaves out our pets but can include the llama.

I’m really happy my friend has a new pet they love, but I feel like it’s annoying to be with several friends and one pet. We were going to mine together today, and I just found out their llama was going to come with. Since I was going to talk to them in person about this castle, I asked that the llama not be included today so I could discuss this with my friend in private. They are now taking it very badly, so I explained on text that I’d still like to have block time, sans pets, like we have for years. They are upset I don’t see their llama as “one of the blocks”, when it’s not really about that, but more so, if we bring pets, why can’t I bring mine (a creeper) too?

Join our Minecraft server for some outrageous adventures and drama with pets and blocks!

AfterlifeCraft Minecraft Server

after death communication, Afterlife, afterlife beliefs, afterlife experiences, afterlife exploration, afterlife theories, AfterlifeCraft, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, Heaven, Hell, Life after death., metaphysical realm, Minecraft, Near Death Experience, post-mortem existence, Purgatory, Reincarnation, Server, Soul, Spirits, Spiritual Journey

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Have you ever wondered what happens to your Minecraft character after they die? Well, on our server, we have a special respawn system that transports you to a magical realm where you have to battle zombie pigmen in order to earn your way back to the land of the living. It’s like a mini-game within a game, and it’s totally epic!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that whoever can make it through the dungeon alive will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So if you’re feeling lucky (or just really greedy), come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the dungeon and claim your prizes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a community of players who are all obsessed with building the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of Steve to pixel art masterpieces, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let your creativity run wild, look no further!

So come join us on our server and experience the afterlife like never before. Who knows, you might just discover the meaning of life (or at least have a lot of fun trying)!

BlockbusterBliss

Bittersweet moments, BlockbusterBliss, cherished memories, emotional connections, first time experiences, life events, longing for the past, Memories, Nostalgia, precious memories, Recollection, rekindling joy, reliving moments, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, special occasions, time travel, unforgettable experiences, Wishful thinking, wistful reflections

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Remember the first time you dug straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava? Well, imagine experiencing that thrill all over again on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally unleashing a horde of angry chickens on your unsuspecting friends or stumbling upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the chaos begin!

CyberCrafter Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, criminal charges, CyberCrafter, cybercrime, cybersecurity, digital warfare, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign interference, Government, HACKING, indicted, indictments, Information Security, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, national, Role, Russian, Server, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian hackers causing chaos and cyberattacks on ukraine!!! watch out for the crazy antics as they try to take over the virtual world with their hacking skills. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement as you try to survive in this chaotic virtual world. who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server!

CoupCraft: Bolivia’s Bane

arrested, Arrests, BANE, Bolivia, Bolivias, Civil unrest, Corruption, coup attempt, CoupCraft, Democracy, Dictatorship, Former Army General, Government, Justice, Latin America, law enforcement, Military, military coup, POLITICAL CRISIS, Politics, SECURITY, south america

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a coup attempt but in Minecraft, ya know? we got this former army general dude who’s all like “i’m gonna take over this server” but then he gets arrested by Bolivia or whatever. it’s wild, man. come join us and see if you can overthrow the government or something, lol. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of llamas you’ve ever seen. seriously, it’s worth it just for that. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!