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TeacherSaidMeBest – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7243	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old school lectures? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the teachers are actually creepers in disguise! That’s right, you’ll never know when your math lesson will turn into a TNT explosion. Plus, our history teacher is a zombie who can’t stop talking about the good old days of the apocalypse. So if you want a truly unique educational experience, join us now!

BlockyDisagreements

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you believe that pineapple DOES belong on pizza, that cats are actually aliens plotting to take over the world, or that the earth is flat and held up by a giant turtle named Terry.

On our server, you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a house out of flying pigs, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their wild conspiracy theories and wacky antics.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, no matter how absurd or outrageous? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

CraftyKhameneiJailTime

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell jokes, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide.

one time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, and when they got there, they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting out their best dance moves. it was lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt we have every week? players have to follow clues that lead them to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in minecraft.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and craziness on this minecraft server. who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love to photobomb your selfies.

What is the IP for aCookieGod Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9271	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

aCookieGod is a passionate and creative baker who specializes in creating delicious and eye-catching cookies. With a keen eye for detail and a talent for flavor combinations, aCookieGod has gained a loyal following for their beautifully decorated treats. From classic chocolate chip cookies to intricate sugar cookies, aCookieGod’s creations are always a hit at parties and events. With a dedication to quality ingredients and precision in decorating, aCookieGod continues to delight taste buds and impress customers with their sweet creations.

Oshi’s Neglected Messages Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Towns Built:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Divine Spears Created:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of your favorite Minecraft YouTuber ignoring your messages? Well, look no further because on our server, our staff will respond to your messages within seconds! We even have a special “Fan Appreciation Day” where you can challenge your oshi to a 1v1 PvP match in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new favorite fan! Join now and never feel ignored again!

LittleGolliwog’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	4115
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	8339	Endless Night Skies:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your little golliwog do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and help feed me little golliwog!

AgeLieCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchantments Applied:	210	Endless Night Skies:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a thrilling experience that will have you questioning reality!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious figure appears and starts asking you personal questions. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Our server is equipped with virtual pepper spray and tasers to keep unwanted visitors at bay.

And that’s not all – if you ever encounter a creepy stalker who somehow manages to find you on social media years later, our server will teleport you to a safe location where no weirdos can bother you.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy encounters you’ll come across next!

OpeningFlicks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Animals Bred:	88
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	109
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is like a blockbuster movie with the best opening scene you’ve ever seen. Picture this: as soon as you log in, you’re greeted by a flash mob of dancing villagers, a chorus of singing parrots, and a fireworks display that puts Disney to shame. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against a horde of evil llamas led by a llama king, or participate in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition (trust us, it’s harder than it sounds).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few unexpected twists along the way. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that!

ToxicCraft: Block and Ban!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with toxic people in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a special plugin that turns toxic players into adorable little kittens! That’s right, no more drama or negativity, just cute little meowing distractions. Join us and say goodbye to toxic people forever!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Towns Built:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re lookin’ for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion, then you gotta join our server! We got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!

Join us and you’ll be part of epic adventures like rescuing American-Israeli hostages from the clutches of evil mobs in Gaza. We found Hersh Goldberg-Polin’s body in the game and brought him back to safety, all while dodging arrows and building epic fortresses!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! Let’s mine, build, and conquer together in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!