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Crafty Aussie Land Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	2620
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with wild Aussies who are always up for a good time. Need a kangaroo as a pet? Done. Want to ride a giant spider into battle? We got you covered.

Join our server and experience the absolute madness of trying to survive in a world where everything is upside down (literally, we have a topsy-turvy dimension). Our players have been known to build entire cities out of Vegemite and have epic battles using nothing but boomerangs and didgeridoos.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with koalas who are secretly plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plan?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of the A B S O L U T E state of aussies! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

4 Years Old Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3676	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on those lame servers with outdated hardware? Join our Minecraft SMP where our server is over 4 years old and still kicking butt with only 8gb of RAM! It’s like the Benjamin Button of servers, getting better with age. Plus, for the low low price of $699, you can join in on the fun and experience the power of our ancient but mighty server. Who needs those fancy new AMD/Kiketel firehouses when you can have the OG server that defies all odds? Join now and witness the legend of the unstoppable Minecraft SMP server!

BaggageBrawlCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	New Chunks Explored:	185930

Are you tired of losing your precious carry-ons to sneaky friends and family members? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we promise that no one will ever steal your virtual items! Join us and never worry about losing your loot again.

Plus, we have a special feature where if someone tries to take your items, a giant virtual dragon will swoop in and protect your belongings. It’s like having a personal bodyguard for your pixelated possessions!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent virtual creations. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (and you won’t have to worry about anyone taking your stuff)!

EnerGizerMC SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1707	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2881	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the power of virtual energy crystals that will give you an instant boost whenever you need it! Our server is powered by a secret blend of Red Bull and unicorn tears, guaranteed to keep you hyped up and ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our SMP is home to a rare breed of zombie chickens that lay golden eggs filled with diamonds. So not only will you have endless energy, but you’ll also be rolling in riches in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most electrifying Minecraft community out there!

Pet to Pupper

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet paradise!

Join us and watch as your pet’s name transforms from Fluffy to Fluffzilla, from Fido to Firebreather, and from Whiskers to Whiskertron 3000! Our server is so wild that your pets will undergo a complete transformation, becoming powerful beings that will help you conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pet Olympics, where your pets can compete in events like the 100-meter fetch, synchronized swimming, and extreme parkour. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bones and fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the epic evolution of your pets. Who knows, maybe one day your pet will become the ruler of the Minecraft universe!

MileiCraft: UNhypocrisy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ARGENTINA’S PRESIDENT MILEI as our honorary guest!!! he’s sick of the UN’s BS and he’s here to take down all the hypocrites with his diamond sword!!! watch as he builds a wall around spawn to keep out all the haters and trolls, while he gives epic speeches about freedom and justice!!! join now and be part of the revolution, because on this server, we don’t play by the rules – we make our own!!! #MinecraftRevolution #DownWithTheUN #FreeDiamondSwordsForAll

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Void Armor Forged:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	251
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4664

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who do your bidding. Plus, you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident llama, Larry. He’s a real party animal and loves to lead players on wacky adventures through the Nether. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor because things can get pretty crazy around here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Shower Everyday Other Than Rare Occasion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Votes:	8921	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where taking cold showers is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the icy water will give you superhuman strength and agility in-game. Plus, it’s a great way to keep the creepers at bay – they hate the cold!

But that’s not all – we also have a strict shower schedule that must be followed. Failure to shower at least once a week will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. Trust us, you don’t want to end up there – the ghasts throw some killer parties, but they have terrible hygiene.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the showers are cold and the stakes are high. Who knows, you might just emerge from the depths of the mines a stronger, cleaner, and more shower-savvy player than ever before!

Sing4TheCash

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and you could win a whopping 1 million dollars just by singing a song perfectly! That’s right, just belt out those tunes and you could be rolling in cash!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the creepers on our server break out into a synchronized dance routine that is truly a sight to behold. You won’t want to miss it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Fuel Fiasco: Navy Oops

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Emeralds Found:	7923	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Magic Items Found:	3797	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	206
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

So, like, this server is like a total blast, dude. Picture this: the US Navy Oiler is cruising along, minding its own business, when BAM! It runs aground like a total noob. Now the Carrier Strike Group is all like, “Oh snap, we need fuel, like, NOW!” So they have to scramble and stuff to find fuel for their ships.

But here’s the twist – on this server, YOU get to be the hero! You can, like, help the Carrier Strike Group find fuel by going on epic quests and battling crazy mobs. And, like, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground fuel depot or something.

Plus, there’s, like, a totally rad community of players who are always down to team up and have a good time. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. So come on and join the fun!