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PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

Beliefs, Challenges, Communication, compromise, couples, Differences, Harmony, love, Opinions, Partnership, Perspectives, political views, PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP, Politics, relationships, Respect, teamwork, tolerance, Understanding, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6576	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Gems Collected:	32

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

NightLightCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	65	Mines Excavated:	2966
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!

Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense funding, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Emporium, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, long-range weapons, military aid, military assistance, military equipment, military support, nato alliance, Political Support, security aid, Ukraine, US, weapon, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Potions Brewed:	165	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

lol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style!

Elderly Survival Quest

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Void Armor Forged:	28
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

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Labyrinth Smp

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Welcome to Labyrinth SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Experience!

Dive into the perfect blend of community-driven survival and modern gameplay on our SMP server! Whether you’re a lone wolf or a team player, we have something for everyone.

Survival at its Best Explore a vast, beautiful world where your survival skills are put to the test. Gather resources, build amazing structures, and thrive alongside a friendly, active community.

Set Homes & Claim Land Never lose your way again! Set multiple homes to quickly teleport back to your base, and with our land claiming system, you can protect your builds from griefers, ensuring your creations stay safe.

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Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons roam and griefers fear to tread! 1.21 edition

Adults, Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Custom armor statues, Custom Nether Portals, Datapacks, Draconicraft, dragons, Edition, Extras, Farms, fear, Griefers, more mob heads, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, roam, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Tread, Updates

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Server Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the world size on Draconicraft SMP?

The world size has a 20k world border limit to allow for ample building and exploring space.

2. Will the world reset with every Minecraft update?

No, the world will expand with each Minecraft update rather than reset, giving players more time to work on their projects.

3. Are there any language restrictions on the server?

English is encouraged for public communication, but players can use any language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

4. What additional features are available on the server?

Some of the additional features include Datapacks such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, and more for Quality of Life improvements.

5. How can I join Draconicraft SMP?

Join the Discord Server and fill out the application form to get whitelisted and start playing on the server.

6. Are there any communication tools available on the server?

The server uses Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap with LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation in the world.

For more information, visit the Draconicraft Discord Server.

Long Pointy Noses Minecraft Server

Admiration, attraction, beauty, characteristics, distinctive, facial features, facial structure, feminine, Girls, Long, long nose, love, Minecraft, nose bridge, nose length, nose shape, nose tip, noses, physical appearance, Pointy, pointy nose, Preference, Server, STRIKING, Unique Features

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ores Mined:	9769
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Animals Bred:	47	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8596	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with long, pointy noses! Why, you ask? Because we believe that those with long, pointy noses are the true rulers of the Minecraft world. Plus, we have a special exclusive club for players with long noses where they get to rule over the land and have all the power! So come join us and show off your fabulous nose while conquering the Minecraft universe!

””No. 204571189 by Anonymous” Minecraft SMP”

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Anonymous F, Book, crime, detective, Fiction, gripping narrative, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 204571189, novel, page-turner, plot twist, smp, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, thrilling read

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the chickens do the mining!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that players will do anything to catch it. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the Creeper DJ – his beats are explosive!

Join our Minecraft SMP today for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

cousin drama, CousinClash, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family ties, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Runes Activated:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4954
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of family drama over Stanley cups? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a cup-free zone! No more fighting over Glinda the good witch cups, we only have diamond blocks for you to collect!

Our server is the perfect escape from entitled cousins and their obsession with cups. Build your own virtual world where you can be the ruler of your own kingdom, without any annoying family members trying to steal your loot.

Join now and leave the real world behind, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to fend off creepers and zombies. Say goodbye to family rifts and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

PunishCraft: Daughter’s Revenge

accusations, apologies, child development, Chores, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Daughters, discipline, Empathy, family dynamics, Listening, mistreatment, neighborly relations, obedience, parenting, pet ownership, Principles, PunishCraft, punishment, RESPONSIBILITY, Revenge, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8036
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that values justice and standing up for what’s right? Look no further than our server, where we believe in fighting for what you believe in, just like this 7-year-old girl fought for the truth about the stolen puppy!

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up to injustice, just like this brave little girl did. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost puppy of your own to return to its rightful owner!

Don’t settle for unearned punishment like this girl’s extra chores – on our server, we believe in fairness and standing up for what you know is right. So come join us and fight for justice in the world of Minecraft!