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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6183 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3273 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
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