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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3774 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Emeralds Found: | 5226 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!