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Tea Brewed Server – Lead-Free Fun!
Yo, dis server be like brewin tea, but instead of lead and cadmium, we be removin all dem boring Minecraft servers and fillin it with epicness! Join us and experience the magical powers of tea brewing in Minecraft. Our tea leaves are enchanted with special abilities that will make your gaming experience lit AF. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll feel like you’re sippin tea with your best buds while slayin dragons and buildin castles. So come on, join us and let’s brew some tea together! -
GrinchSim
GrinchSim: the home for all of the Grinch Simulator related games. Current season: WINTER – more seasons to come. Get to the top, and adventure through the maps that we offer.
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Eternal Quest Wildlands 1.20.5
Yo, join this Minecraft server for the wildest time of your life! We got black people who will ask you for things but never say thank you – it’s like a mystery novel but in blocky pixel form!You’ll be questioning reality as you navigate through this server, wondering if you’re in a parallel universe where manners don’t exist. But hey, who needs manners when you have the most chaotic and unpredictable gaming experience ever?
So come on, dive into this server and see if you can crack the code of why black people on here never say thank you. It’s a mind-bending adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing hysterically at the same time. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!
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ChatCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the fruit tree community! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through disputes, bans, and accusations of racism and sexism – all while building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.Our server is not just about crafting and mining, it’s about juicy gossip and scandalous revelations. Who knew selling fruit trees could be so dramatic? But hey, that’s just how we roll in our virtual world.
So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets and start your own fruit tree empire. Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft server, stays in our Minecraft server (unless you spill the beans like our friend 48M did).
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NoCarNoFriendZ
Are you tired of being the designated driver for your lazy friend who can’t even say thank you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where entitled friends expect free rides without even asking nicely. On our server, you can build a virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into chauffeuring ungrateful passengers. Plus, our community is full of polite players who will always say thank you when you give them a ride. Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where manners actually matter. Join now and leave the entitled friends behind! -
AnimalReincarnateMC SMP
OMG guys, you totally have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like being reincarnated as an animal but in Minecraft form! Like, you can choose to be a flying pig or a diamond-encrusted llama, the possibilities are endless! And get this, there’s a secret underground society of talking chickens who control the economy of the server. It’s wild, I tell ya.But wait, there’s more! The main currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually rainbow-colored sheep that poop out golden nuggets. And every full moon, a giant dragon made out of TNT spawns and you have to defeat it with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?). It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
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BlockyDesiresMC
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!Join our server if you want to fulfill all your wildest fantasies that you would never dare try in real life. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Why not! Want to have a dance party with creepers? Sure, why not!
Our server is the perfect place to let your imagination run wild and do things you never thought possible in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!
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FriedrichCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like the Friedrich Merz of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, we don’t mess with no far-right AfD, we’re all about that progressive, inclusive vibe. join us and be part of the coolest coalition in the blocky world. we’ve got parties every night, with DJ skeletons spinning sick beats and creeper fireworks lighting up the sky. plus, our admins are like the German conservative leaders of Minecraft, always keeping things in line and making sure everyone has a rad time. so come on, join us and let’s build a blocky utopia together! #NoFarRightAllowed #BlockyCoalitionGoals -
Putin’s Block Party: No Votes Allowed
so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz we got da most epic alliances like US, Russia, North Korea, and Belarus all teaming up to refuse to vote against Putin for da Ukraine war. like, can you imagine da chaos and drama dat goes down on dis server? it’s like a real-life political thriller, but in Minecraft form. join us if you wanna be part of da most insane international drama in Minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it. #teamputin #minecraftpolitics #serverdrama