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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6589 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Crops Grown: | 8810 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6652 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
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