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Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets the absurd >films the most hilarious acts of perversity

Absurd, Acts, Based, Clitoris, Crafty, degenerate acts, Degenerates, films, gtfilms, Hide, hilarious, human mind, japs, meets, Minecraft, penis, perverse, perversity, pixels, sexual degradation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2014	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pixelation to a whole new level! Ever wanted to hide your pixelated bits with just 10 pixels on the tip of your penis or clitoris? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us as we embark on quests to film the most degenerate acts of perverse sexual degradation that even the most twisted minds can conceive. Who knew that building pixelated structures could lead to such scandalous shenanigans?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as insanely based as the japs (whatever that means)? Trust us, once you step foot into our pixelated world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let the madness begin!

OldFartCraft: Where even the creepers can’t handle the smell

aging, aging effects, aging gracefully, aging process, body changes, body odor, CREEPERS, feminine hygiene, feminine odor, handle, hygiene, Menopause, natural body changes, odor control, OldFartCraft, personal hygiene, self-care, smell, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women, women’s bodies, Women’s Health, women’s wellness

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a woman’s vaginal odor as she ages? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll have you saying “What’s that smell?!” But don’t worry, it’s just the scent of adventure and fun waiting for you around every corner. Join us and experience the ups and downs of Minecraft like never before – just like the ups and downs of a woman’s vaginal odor!

FratCraft: Where Cunts and Maxxing Collide

campus antics, college experience, college life, college parties, collide, crazy nights, Cunt, cunts, drinking games, frat boys, FratCraft, Fraternity, fraternity brothers, Greek life, Hookups, living it up, MAXXING, outrageous behavior, party culture, partying, reckless behavior, wild behavior, Wild nights

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8793	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, come join our server where we have frat boys running around in diamond armor, flexing their muscles and maxxing out their enchantments like it’s nobody’s business!

We’ve got a special event where every full moon, a giant frat party erupts in the middle of the server, complete with keg stands, beer pong tournaments, and even a dance-off to see who can do the best floss dance.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can challenge the frat boys to a game of “drink or die” – if you win, you get all their loot, but if you lose, you have to chug a potion of poison!

So come join our server for a wild and crazy time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just make sure to bring your party hat and your best frat boy impression!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

blocktopia, CREEPERS, fear, greatest of all time, historical achievements, history in the making, history makers, iconic, Legendary, record holders, record-breaking, setting the bar high, surpassing expectations, surpassing records, top performers, Trailblazers, Tread, Unbeatable, unbeatable records, unbeaten, unmatched, unmatched excellence, Unparalleled, Will they ever be surpassed

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate in craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move and the skeletons breakdance. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Will they ever be surpassed? Probably not, because we’re too busy having a blast to even think about it!

BoomerCraft: Where the Internet is Still Stuck in 2016

2015, 2016 election, 9/11, BoomerCraft, digital age, generational divide, internet, memes, millennial, Nostalgia, Older, online culture, pizza hut, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, spongebob, Stuck, Throwback, trends, twitter, viral content

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Farms Harvested:	367	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Love Letters Sent:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of feeling ancient on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of aging memes and nostalgia! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days of blocky graphics and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where 9/11 was just a distant memory and Pizza Hut from 1991 was still up for grabs. On our server, you can build your own Pizza Hut replica and defend it from any nostalgic thieves who try to take it from you.

But that’s not all – we also have Spongebob-themed challenges where you can prove once and for all that the old episodes were truly the best. Dive into the nostalgia of Bikini Bottom and show off your building skills in our underwater world.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the internet in a hilarious and absurd way. Who knows, you might even discover a secret time portal hidden in the pixelated landscapes of Minecraft!

Pixelated Paradise: The “Is This Art Style Called Minecraft?” Server

Aesthetic, Analysis, art, art style, artistic expression, called.., classification, creativity, critique, definition, design, Evaluation, Exploration, form, genre, Identification, inquiry, Interpretation, Medium, Minecraft, Paradise, pixelated, question.., Server, Style, Technique, Visual

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	New Chunks Explored:	36295
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic art styles? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of avant-garde pixel perfection! Join us and experience the mind-blowing art style that we like to call “Pixel Picasso meets Minecraft Madness.”

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with blocky wonders and suddenly, you stumble upon a towering structure made entirely out of rainbow-colored sheep. Yes, you heard that right. Rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman DJ?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who commands an army of warrior chickens ready to defend their coop at all costs. Join us now and become part of this wacky world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Mommy’s Best Boy’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Audience, Bear in the Big Blue House, bitch summoning stick, Boys, campaign speech, FEMCEL, Good Boy Points, Jews, Lies, manifesto writing, meanie eyes, Minecraft, mommy’s boy, Mommys, outside danger, peppa pig, political dynamite, population statistics, presidential campaign, straight white male, TENDIES, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	855
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mines Excavated:	4485	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of femcels and enjoy the company of fellow straight white males! Join us for a wild adventure filled with tendies, bitch summoning sticks, and political dynamite.

Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the threat posed by certain groups (we won’t say who, but you know who we mean). With 10,000 Good Boy Points up for grabs, why wouldn’t you want to join us?

So come on in, build your own headquarters, and let’s start a revolution together. Just remember, no femcels allowed!

CraftyCreepers: Where SAARS teach kids to deal with rapists in Minecraft!

Abuse, advocacy, assault, Awareness, children, Community, CraftyCreepers, Deal, education, empowerment, Kids, Minecraft, parenting, Prevention, prevention awareness., Protection, rapists, saars, Safety, self defense, Support, teach

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8035	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we teach our players how to deal with creepers and grievers like a boss from a young age! Just like SAARS teaches their kids how to handle rapists, we teach our players how to handle any troublemakers in the game. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected friendships along the way. Who knows, you might even become a master at fending off those pesky Endermen with just a flick of your wrist! So come on, join us and show those Minecraft baddies who’s boss!

Creepers to Keepers: Where Former Enemies Become Allies

Allies, Ally, change of heart, Character development, cooperation, CREEPERS, enemies, forgiveness, former enemy, growth, Keepers, newfound friendship, overcoming differences, Peace, reconciliation, Redemption, second chances, teamwork, transformation, Trust, turning point, Understanding, Unity, unlikely alliance

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1504
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	297	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Animals Bred:	187
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate plot twist – your former enemy becomes your ally! Imagine teaming up with the player who used to grief your builds and steal your diamonds, now fighting side by side against the mobs and other players. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now for the most dramatic Minecraft experience of your life!

RicePaddleCraft: Where Asian gamers unite to build, mine, and conquer pixelated worlds!

anti-imperialism, asian, Asian unity, brotherhood, BUILD, CCP, Chinese, Conquer, cooperation, east asia, economic interests, foreign policy, Gamers, imperial Japan, Industries, japanese, koreans, meddling influence, Natural resources, pixelated, RicePaddleCraft, solidarity, unite, Unity, Vietnamese, Western imperialists, worlds, 富國强兵

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Void Gems Collected:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Star Shards Collected:	202	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promote unity among the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese players! Forget about fighting mobs, our real enemies are the decadent Western imperialists trying to steal our diamonds and disrupt our peaceful mining operations.

Join us as we prioritize our economic interests, protect our natural resources, and build a strong army to defend against any Western invaders. Together, we will shape our own foreign policy and show those meddling imperial powers who’s boss!

So come on, join us in creating a powerful alliance and dominating the Minecraft world. 富國强兵! Let’s show those Western imperialists what we’re made of!