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Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

Anjou’s Lost Love: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!

Spice & Cuck’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t cheat on you like your ex? Look no further! Our server is like that cute girl you’ve had a crush on for years – loyal, trustworthy, and always there for you. Plus, she’s got some killer building skills and can PvP like a pro. Join us and never worry about getting betrayed again – unless you count those sneaky creepers trying to blow you up!

Send It to Adept: The Minecraft Server Where We Ask the Real Questions

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2203
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	66	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Oh, honey, you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet because you haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos that awaits you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids, with endless surprises and wacky adventures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself roams the server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn mount that shoots fireworks out of its horn. Yes, you heard that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun server in the Minecraft universe!

Pixelated K-Pop War: Korea vs Japan Minecraft Madness

aggression, Asia, Colonization, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, History, imperialism, international relations, Invasion, Japan, Korea, Kpop, madness, Military, Minecraft, occupation, pixelated, Politics, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Territorial, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Meteorites Collected:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8027
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriending a talking cactus named Carl. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn as adorable baby kittens.

And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who throw the best underwater dance parties. Plus, we have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky.

So why haven’t you joined yet? This server is so insane that even Japan hasn’t protested it because they know it’s just too much fun to handle. Come on and join the madness today!

MineCrafty Capitalism: Where Being a Wageslave is Just Part of the Fun!

balance, capitalism, career, Casual, Economy, Entertainment, escapism, Fun, games, Immersive, Job, leisure, Life, minecrafty, MONEY, mundane, part, Realistic, Roleplaying, Routine, simulation, virtual, wageslave, work

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
New Chunks Explored:	474300	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old wageslave in real life? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where being a wageslave is actually fun and exciting!

Picture this: you start off as a lowly peasant in our server, working your way up the ranks to become the ultimate wageslave master. But watch out, because there are crazy challenges and obstacles along the way, like battling evil bosses who want to steal your precious wageslave title.

But don’t worry, we also have epic quests and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all that wageslaving. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most legendary wageslave in all of Minecraft!

Gold Digger’s Paradise: Where the only thing you can mine is a wealthy spouse

Choices, DATING, Desperation, DIGGERS, Financial, GOLD, husband up, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, MONEY, ONLINE, Paradise, relationships, rich guy, sacrifice, seeking arrangements, self worth, Spouse, sugar baby, sugar daddy, Survival, transactional, Wealthy, whore

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by either marrying a wealthy player or becoming an online Minecraft camgirl!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the economy is based on virtual relationships and scandalous online activities. Will you choose love or lust as your path to success in this crazy virtual world?

But beware, drama and chaos are always lurking around the corner as players compete for the affections of the richest and most powerful players on the server. Will you rise to the top as a respected spouse or will you embrace your inner Minecraft vixen and dominate the online scene?

Come join us for a unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

Creepers & Kardashians: A Minecraft Server

Anime, anime crossover, anime disaster, avoided disaster, collapse, CREEPERS, crossover, crossover chaos, crossover disaster, DanganRonpa, didn’t happen, Disaster, Imagine, Kardashians, Minecraft, potential disaster, sekai oni, sekai oni crossover, sekai oni disaster, Server, shitshow, thank god, thank god it didn’t happen

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate crossover you never knew you needed! Picture this: Danganronpa characters teaming up with the demons from Sekai Oni to take on epic quests and build insane structures. It’s a recipe for disaster, but in the best way possible! Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way, of course). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server – the possibilities are endless!