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Lose My Mental Abilities Minecraft SMP

Abilities, act innocently, Caretaker, childlike innocence, childlike wonder, coping mechanisms, Hope, Innocence, learning to read, LOSE, lose mental abilities, Mental, Mental Development, mental health, Minecraft, new level of autism, overwhelming urge, regression, self-care, smp, Support, take care of me, Therapy, Vulnerability, without worries

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3272	Secret Passages Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where responsibilities don’t exist? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as unhinged as you are.

Imagine building a giant toilet house, riding pigs into battle, or starting a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty chicken. Anything is possible in our realm of madness. So leave your worries at the door and come join us for a truly mind-boggling experience.

Who needs sanity when you can have endless fun and chaos in our Minecraft SMP? Join now and let your inner child run wild!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

activism, anti-Semitic, banter, blocky, Conflict, CTV News, demonstration, discrimination, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, occupation, Ottawa, palestine, Parliament Building, Political, Pro-palestinian, protest, religious tensions, Server, social justice

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	2693	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a protest at Parliament? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Jewish and pro-Palestinian protesters have put down their signs to join in on the fun!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world while dodging picket signs and navigating through a sea of conflicting opinions. Will you choose to build a peaceful village or start a riot with your fellow players? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind server!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of a virtual protest while crafting your very own pixelated masterpiece. Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Girlfriend SMP

alternative sex practices, anal sex, BDSM, Crafty, dominant girlfriend, dominant woman, Girlfriend, kink, pegging, pegging fantasy, pegging fetish, pegging play, power dynamics, role reversal, sexual experimentation, sexual fantasy, smp, strap-on play, Strapon, submissive boyfriend, submissive man, taboo

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mines Excavated:	4076
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the stakes are high and the gameplay is even higher! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never having a girlfriend again because every time you have sex, she’ll strap on a dildo and go to town on your booty. But hey, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of players to keep you company, right? So come on in and let’s see who can survive the wildest Minecraft experience yet!

BlockBlast – Minecraft Server

AAM’s, AGM’s, air battles, Almirante Grau, BlockBlast, Content creator decal, custom skins, devblog, discount datasheet, event calendar, fan created content, Game Mechanics, generations, ground battles, Guided weapons statistics, guides, localizations, MEC, Minecraft, official site, radars, Runes, Sale calendar, Server, SOUNDS, Tanks, tech trees, thermals, thread theme, War Thunder General, weapon sights, weapon systems, Wiki, wtg

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	480446	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Potions Brewed:	60	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience – Almirante Grau Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our custom skins are so lit, they make your character look like a diamond-encrusted unicorn riding a rainbow into battle. 2. Our weapon sights are so advanced, they can shoot arrows around corners and hit creepers from a mile away. 3. Our sounds are so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the chickens clucking and the zombies groaning right behind you. 4. Our localizations are so on point, you’ll be speaking in Minecraftese fluently in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our tech trees are like a maze of awesomeness, our weapon systems are like something out of a sci-fi movie, and our game mechanics will blow your mind. Plus, we have guides on Air and Ground battles that will turn you into a Minecraft warrior legend.

So what are you waiting for? Join Almirante Grau Edition today and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, if someone tries to send you runes, just use the Yandex OCR translator – it’s a lifesaver. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

PAN NATIONALISM Minecraft SMP

collaboration, cooperation, cultural identity, Diplomacy, Global influence, Government, historical context, international relations, leadership, military power, Minecraft, national pride, nationalism, nationalistic movements, Pan, Pan nationalism, patriotism, political strategy, regional alliances, smp, Social Cohesion, SOVEREIGNTY, Unity

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

What does it take for this Minecraft SMP to thrive? Well, we’ve got brilliant leaders who can navigate the treacherous waters of creeper explosions and zombie invasions with ease. And don’t even get me started on our military might – we’ve got an army of diamond-clad warriors ready to defend our land at a moment’s notice.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a fancy ball hosted by none other than Herobrine himself (spoiler alert: he’s a terrible dancer).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Penguin Commentary Minecraft Server

#youtube, Clones, comedy, commentary, commentary channels, content creators, Entertainment, Gaming, humor, influencers, internet culture, Minecraft, online personalities, Parody, Penguin, penguinz0, reaction videos, satire, Server, social media, trends, video games, Youtubers

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Crops Grown:	7465	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring YouTubers just copying each other’s commentary style? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special potion that turns all players into penguinz0 clones! Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as everyone tries to out-commentary each other in the most absurd ways possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground penguin fighting ring where players can battle it out in epic penguin battles for the chance to win rare in-game items and bragging rights. Will you be the ultimate penguin warrior?

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything is possible and penguins reign supreme. Who knows, you might just become the next viral sensation with your insane commentary skills and penguin fighting prowess.

Insisted Over The Past Few Months That They Minecraft SMP

awkwardness, Communication, Conflict, confrontations, Deception, denial, don’t hate, emotions, feel dumb, insisted, man, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Months, past few months, people, realization, regret, relationships, right now, smp, Tension, truth revealed

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
New Chunks Explored:	316164	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Hey there, do you want to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, buckle up because this server is filled with drama that makes Keeping Up with the Kardashians look like a children’s tea party.

We’ve got players who swear they don’t hate each other, but then turn around and blow up each other’s bases just for fun. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who’s going to betray you next or who’s going to steal your diamonds while you’re AFK. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and witness the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your friendships tested like never before. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

🎄MINEBLAZE🎄 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, banner, Cheats, Community, Creative, description, Donations, Dupe, Economy, Factions, Fly, Gaming, GIF, Grief, Large Online, Lazy, MineBlaze, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, personal account, Pirate, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Weddings

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1

The owner of the “MINEBLAZE” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Adventures, Anime, Anime Series, beloved character, blocky, Character development, emotional flashback, fan favorite, flashback, flashback episode, flashback scene, long-awaited return, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Nico Robin, one piece, pirate crew, return of Robin, robin, Server, Straw Hat Pirates, strong female character

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Star Shards Collected:	212	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Flashback Robin is BACK (in a flashback)! Join us on this wild ride through time where you can battle dinosaurs with laser swords, ride unicorns into battle, and even challenge Abraham Lincoln to a dance-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where you can party with the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join us on Flashback Robin is BACK (in a flashback) and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the lost city of Atlantis or discover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly. The possibilities are endless on our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft server.

Surely Minecraft SMP if You Are a Real Gamer, You Did Play Hideo Kojima Magnus

#gamer, Death Stranding, game design, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming industry, Gaming Legends, gaming masterpieces, gaming nostalgia, Hideo, hideo kojima, Kojima, kojima productions, magnus, Magnus Opus, metal gear solid, Minecraft, Play, real, real gamer, smp, surely, video games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4328	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of pure Kojima magic, where every creeper wears a tiny Metal Gear Solid bandana, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a giant Death Stranding baby.

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience, where you can build your own PT hallway, fight off zombie soldiers with your trusty cardboard box, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden Easter egg that leads you straight to Kojima himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a one-on-one boss battle with Kojima himself, armed only with a pickaxe and your wits. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what gaming is all about?