#Family Rituals MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyFamilyRules

unique family rules, family norms, family traditions, strange family rules, childhood memories

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you must wear a banana costume while playing! Why, you ask? Well, our founder once had a traumatic experience with a monkey and now believes that bananas hold the key to unlocking ultimate gaming skills. Plus, who doesn’t want to see a bunch of players running around in yellow costumes trying to build the craziest structures imaginable?

Join us for epic banana battles, where you can duel other players with banana swords and defend your banana fortress from invading creepers. And don’t forget about our weekly banana eating contests, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potassium!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience the fruity fun for yourself. Who knew that wearing a banana costume could lead to such wild adventures in the world of blocks and pixels?

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CraftyFamTradz: “Who Started This?”

family history, #family rituals, unusual customs, bizarre practices, family traditions

Are you tired of boring old family traditions like matching Christmas pajamas or awkward Thanksgiving dinners? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest tradition of all time – the annual Llama Parade!

It all started when our founder, Sir LlamaLover, had a dream where llamas took over the world and demanded to be worshipped as royalty. To appease these majestic creatures, he declared that every year we must dress up as llamas and parade around the server in their honor.

But that’s not all! We also have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. Legend has it that the dragon has some killer moves and has never been defeated on the dance floor.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your family’s weirdest tradition, come join us and let the llama festivities begin!

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CreeperCrazeCraft

Family Values, unconventional traditions, CreeperCrazeCraft, long-standing customs, unique customs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity! Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life.

Our server is like a wacky family reunion where everyone has their own unique traditions. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

One of our most cherished traditions is the annual “Pig Racing Derby,” where players saddle up their favorite porkers and race through obstacle courses for glory and bragging rights. It may sound strange to outsiders, but trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of pig racing, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of our crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even discover a new tradition that will become your favorite part of the game!

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WhimsyCraft: Where even the creepers have a sense of humor! Join now for non-stop shenanigans!

Adminshop, pe, Instanced Loot, WhimsyCraft, CREEPERS

WhimsyCraft Server Overview

Server Name	WhimsyCraft
Server Type	SMP-style
IP	104.12851.44
Port (Bedrock)	19132
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been open?	The server has been open for about 2 months.
How many players are on the server?	Currently housing around 12 players total on and off.
What type of server is WhimsyCraft?	It is primarily a PvE server, though PvP is allowed with mutual agreement.
What plugins does the server have?	QOL plugins such as Chest Shops, Silkspawners, nicknames, Adminshop, MCMMO, and more.
Are there plans to reset the map?	No, the map is brand new and there are no plans to reset.

Big Beautiful Eyebrows Minecraft Server

Eyebrows, arches, bold, Enhancement, Tail

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic eyebrows? Well, look no further because our server is all about BIG BEAUTIFUL EYEBROWS! Our pixelated characters have the most fabulous eyebrows you’ve ever seen, and we even have eyebrow grooming contests every week where players can show off their eyebrow styling skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Eyebrow Mountain, where players can mine for rare eyebrow-shaped diamonds and gold. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive Eyebrow Emerald, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Eyebrow Fairy herself.

Join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knew eyebrows could be so epic?

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Mindbreak Moxbrose’s Minecraft SMP Mayhem

Surprise, Minecraft, confusion in match, unexpected upset, outcome

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most mind-bending server you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: one time, a player named Moxbrose joined our server and within minutes, their mind was completely shattered. Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that even the most seasoned Minecraft players can’t handle it. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what absurdity will happen next.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, giant mutant creepers that drop rare loot, and even a talking llama who gives out quests. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just don’t ask where the diamonds came from).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, in some cases). Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

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WeekendWarrior Minecraft Server

support systems, Time management, emotional labor, Server, Boundaries

Are you tired of your spouse nagging you about not spending enough time together? Do you need a break from family responsibilities? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from any nagging spouses or demanding children. You can explore vast lands and mine for diamonds without anyone interrupting your peace and quiet. Plus, you can join in on epic battles with other players to release all that pent-up frustration!

Forget about tracking weekends and planning in advance, on our server, you can block out as many weekends as you want for yourself. No need to find a babysitter, just log on and let the virtual world take you away from all the drama.

So, come join us and reclaim your sanity in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

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PixelPenisCheaterCraft

Marriage, suspicion, doubt, Trust, long term relationship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll discover more twists and turns than a hair wrapped around a Dyson Airwrap! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a few blonde hairs along the way.

Ever wondered what it’s like to uncover a long blonde hair wrapped around your virtual blocky penis? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Dive into the world of pixelated drama and questionable explanations as you navigate through the tangled web of relationships and laundry mishaps.

Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret blonde hair conspiracy that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to unravel the mystery of the elusive blonde hair bandit.

Don’t be like the husband in this story, denying the undeniable. Embrace the chaos and absurdity of our server, where the only thing wrapped around your pixelated penis is pure, unadulterated fun. Join now and let the adventure begin!

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Skillz2Thrill Minecraft SMP

simple skills, important skills, skills for success, necessary skills, valuable skills

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to master the ancient art of cow tipping! Our server is filled with mischievous cows just waiting to be tipped over for fun and profit. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow society plotting to take over the server – will you join forces with them or stop their bovine revolution? Only one way to find out!

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ExBlockSucksLOL

2. Lack of communication, 13. Lack of support, 4. Lack of effort, 16. Lack of compromise, 5. Incompatibility

Are you tired of your ex partner not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who can actually construct a proper shelter without using dirt blocks. Join us and leave your ex in the dust as you build epic structures and conquer the virtual world together. Who needs a partner who can’t even mine diamonds properly anyway? Join us for a fresh start and a chance to find love in the form of virtual blocks and pixels.

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