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GrannyCraft BdayBash

BdayBash, Birthday Party, blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family party, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parents, sibling rivalry, step siblings

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

PleasureCraft SMP

beauty, books, Contentment, family, Food, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, hugs, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, Serenity, simple pleasures, smp, Sunshine

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
New Chunks Explored:	448757	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Votes:	4009	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

HousePartyGriefer

bad houseguest behavior, bad manners, discourteous actions, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hospitality rules, house etiquette, house rules, houseguest etiquette, HousePartyGriefer, impolite gestures, impolite guests, Inappropriate Behavior, offending hosts, rude behavior, rude guests, social faux pas, social norms

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crops Grown:	2973
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Void Gems Collected:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Divine Spears Created:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

66.118.245.120

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3489
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ores Mined:	8762	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Star Shards Collected:	79
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

BlockyBanterCraft

banal, banality, BlockyBanterCraft, buzzword, Cliche, commonplace, empty phrase, exhausted, hackneyed, lost meaning, meaningless, Misused, overused, Pedestrian, platitudinous, stale, threadbare, tired, trite, worn out

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!