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ScabiesSquirrelFeederCraft

animal watching, antifungal supplement, apartment living, bird feeder, bird watching, coconut chunks, coconut oil, DNR, Fungal infection, hair loss, hobby, LANDLORD, low cost activities, mange, neighbor dispute, pest problem, Scabies, ScabiesSquirrelFeederCraft, squirrel feeder, squirrel watching, wildlife population

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all creatures big and small! Join us for a wild adventure filled with bird watching, squirrel feeding, and even some questionable fungal infections!

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further! On our server, you can witness the drama unfold as one player’s neighbor accuses them of trying to give her scabies through squirrel mange. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated animals!

But wait, there’s more! Join us as we feed squirrels coconut oil and coconut chunks to help them regrow their hair. Who knew that virtual squirrel grooming could be so entertaining? Plus, our landlord couldn’t care less about your animal-watching antics, so you’re free to let your wildlife-loving flag fly high!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even spot a squirrel with a coconut oil-infused mane! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

StinkyDelightMC

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like a musty basement? Well, come join our server where the scent of rotten eggs is considered a fragrant delight! We promise, you won’t find another server that smells quite like ours. Plus, rumor has it that the stench actually gives you superpowers in-game. So why wait? Join now and embrace the stink!

AgelessCraft

age, age disclosure, age representation, AgelessCraft, aging, BIRTHDAYS, Communication, Eventually, getting older, growing older, halfs, Honesty, Maturity, Numbers, personal information, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, social norms, stop adding halfs, telling age, telling people

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Villages Defended:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crops Grown:	7348	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u ever seen a chicken ride a rollercoaster? well, u will on this server, fam.

we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons drop sick beats and do the electric slide. and don’t even get me started on the llamas that spit fireballs, it’s lit, bruh.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with the ender dragon and play poker with the creepers? yeah, it’s wild, man.

so, like, stop adding halfs to ur age and come join the party on this server. it’s gonna be off the chain, yo.

FireCubeAI: 500x Faster Detection!

500x, ai, Artificial Intelligence, bushfires, cube satellites, DETECTION, disaster management, emergency response, environmental monitoring, Faster, fire detection, FireCubeAI, Imagery, innovation, on-ground processing, record time, remote sensing, Satellite technology, scientists, Space, Technology, Traditional

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	1901	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

yo, yo, yo! ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like detecting bushfires from space, but like, 500 times faster? well, look no further cuz we got cube satellites with onboard AI, just like in real life, but in minecraft! join us and be part of the craziest fire-fighting team in the blocky world. who needs traditional on-ground processing when you got us, amirite? come on, join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

KingsBlood Minecraft server

Communicate, Economy, explode tnt, Factions, Gaming, Gangs, Griefers, kill, KingsBlood, lava, Minecraft, MONEY, multiplayer, PvP, rob, robbers, Server, Survival, Traps, Water

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4479	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Griefers, earn money, build traps, rob, kill, explode TNT, pour water, pour lava, communicate and group into gangs to rob others, etc.!

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SafeSpaceCraft – Minecraft Server

Awareness, Censorship, Community, controversy, debate, dialogue, discussion, Diversity, equality, free speech, Inclusivity, marginalized groups, mental health, Minecraft, perspective, Political Correctness, safe spaces, SafeSpaceCraft, sensitivity, Server, Social Issues, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19

Are you tired of boring old safe spaces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe space… for chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers, navigating treacherous lava pits, and getting pranked by mischievous players who have no chill. Forget about safe spaces, come join us for a wild ride of mayhem and madness! Who needs safety when you can have FUN?!

Minecraft server: /mine/ – Minecraft Mayhem

Absolution, alhaitham, An Everlasting Dream Intertwined, animated short, Bennett, character demo, Character Teaser, clorinde, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration, genshin impact, Light of Foliar Incision, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Natlan Preview Teaser, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Wanderings, Server, Sethos, The Road Not Taken, Thoma, useful links, Web Event

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9167	Crops Grown:	9604

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with characters like Clorinde who vigilantly watches over the shadows and Sethos who reveals secrets of the silent sands. Join now and embark on a journey filled with twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a road not taken animated short that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about the Natlan preview teaser, where you can wander with saurians and explore the unknown.

Version 4.7 is here, with dreams intertwined and adventures waiting to be had. Plus, our current character banner includes Clorinde, Alhaitham, Sethos, Bennett, and Thoma – what a lineup! And let’s not forget about the weapon banner featuring Absolution and the Light of Foliar Incision – weapons fit for a blocky warrior like yourself.

Join now and take part in our daily check-in rewards that are permanent – because who doesn’t love free stuff? And don’t miss out on our redeemable codes that will have you swimming in loot in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server filled with craziness, adventure, and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTeacherBullyBuster

accommodations, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, CraftyTeacherBullyBuster, education, Empathy, Group Chat, ONLINE, Parent, Professionalism, Report, Safety, School, social media, speech impediment, Support, Teacher, Understanding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Towns Built:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to bully you into doing things you’re not comfortable with, unlike Mrs. A in the story above! Join us and never worry about being forced to read aloud in front of the whole class just to get an early break. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those with speech impediments like Jack. Plus, we have a strict no “power-tripping bully” policy, so you can game in peace without fear of abusive language from our staff. Come join us and experience a world where everyone is respected and valued, just like you deserve!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

CleanCraft, cleanliness, health, hygiene, hygiene habits, hygiene practices, hygiene routines, hygiene tips, hygiene tips for adults, hygiene tips for better health, hygiene tips for cleanliness, hygiene tips for daily life, hygiene tips for good health, hygiene tips for kids, hygiene tips for self-care, hygiene tips for wellness, long tail tags, Minecraft, personal hygiene, self-care, Server, Tips, wellness

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that smell like sweaty socks? Look no further, because our server is the cleanest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us and learn some hygiene tips that will make your character smell like a field of daisies.

Our players are so clean, they once defeated a horde of zombies just by waving their freshly washed hands in the air. And rumor has it that our admin’s toothbrush is made of diamond blocks.

So if you want to level up your hygiene game and have a blast in the process, come join us on the server where cleanliness is next to godliness (and also next to some really epic loot).

ToiletPaperCrafters

Alternatives, bathroom, bidet, cloth, Creative, Crisis, emergency, Household, Improvisation, INCONVENIENCE, leaves, Napkins, paper towels, problem solving, quick fix, Resourceful, shower, solution, tissues, toilet paper, ToiletPaperCrafters

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of running out of toilet paper and having to resort to using leaves or your pet cat? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an endless supply of virtual toilet paper for all your bathroom needs! Join us and never worry about wiping again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden toilet seat hidden deep within the lair, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest creatures, and the most luxurious virtual toilet paper you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to wipe your butt anywhere else!