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A Private Server

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Join our cracked Minecraft server for a fun, friendly community! Enjoy survival, mini-games, and custom events. No premium account needed—everyone’s welcome!

mum-02.wraithnodes.net:9807

Future Craft 2025 1.21.3

1.21.3, 2025, achievement, advancement, AMBITION, anticipation, aspirations, Craft, determination, doesn’t own daki, dreams, Future, goals, innovation, motivation, Planning, Preparation, progress, success, Technology, Time, Waiting

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server now and become a part of the daki-less revolution!

>2025>doesn’t own daki But who needs a daki when you can have a diamond sword in Minecraft?

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while pretending you don’t own a daki!

Who needs a body pillow when you can have a creeper explode in your face?

Join now and be a part of the daki-less gang, where we prioritize pixelated swords over waifus!

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and show off your lack of daki ownership with pride!

SillySMPHookups – Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, funny, Humorous, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, sex, SillySMPHookups, smp, Someone, strange, Surprising, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Potions Brewed:	153
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? Bro, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. And get this, the reason you should join? Well, let me tell ya, it’s because we have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they’ve had the most ridiculous reason for having sex with someone. Like, one time, this dude said he did it because they both sneezed at the same time. Can you believe that shiz? So if you wanna be part of this wacky world, come join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get up to. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCritterz

animal kingdom, Animal lover, casual conversation, CraftyCritterz, favorite amphibian, favorite animal, favorite bird, favorite creature, favorite domestic animal, favorite exotic animal, favorite fish, favorite insect, favorite mammal, favorite marine creature, favorite pet, favorite reptile, favorite species, favorite wildlife, fun question, light-hearted, playful inquiry

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Oh, honey, on our Minecraft server, we don’t just have your average animals like cows and pigs. We’ve got rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and even talking chickens that give out quests! So if you’re tired of the same old boring animals in Minecraft, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real animals when you can have magical creatures on our server? Trust us, it’s a zoo like no other!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Cancel, climate change, colombia, corporate responsibility, EcoCraft, economic impact, energy policy, environmental activism, environmental concerns, Environmental Protection, Fossil Fuels, global warming, government intervention., international relations, Minecraft, national oil company, Natural resources, OIL INDUSTRY, president, Server, south america, US venture

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

lol imagine if colombia’s president was actually a minecraft player and he was like “nah bro, we can’t mine in the US, it’s bad for the environment, we gotta cancel that venture”. like, can you imagine the chaos that would cause in the minecraft world? come join our server where we have crazy presidents making wild decisions like this all the time. who knows what will happen next? maybe the president will ban all mining in the nether because it’s too hot or something. join now for a wild ride of environmental concerns and wacky decisions!

MerzCraft: Not Your Grandma’s America

America, CHANGE, commentary, culture, Evolution, germany, global affairs, Grandmas, Identity, international relations, leadership, Merz, MerzCraft, Observation, opinion, perspective, Politics, Shift, society, transformation, US, Warning

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Votes:	9267	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like da US but not da US, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Germany’s Merz even said it’s not da America we used to know, so u know it’s gonna be wild!

come join us and explore a world where pigs fly and creepers dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes. it’s a place where u can build ur dream house out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis epic adventure and see for urself why Germany’s Merz is shook by da awesomeness of dis minecraft server. trust us, u won’t regret it!

★Quirm SMP

1.21.4, Apply now, Builders, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, exclusive items, Expectations, friendly server, Guidelines, Lag-free, Mods, Quests, Quirm, rules, smp, tps, voice chat

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Void Armor Forged:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Quirm SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
・Pure vanilla experience with twists
・15+ players on weekends
・Proximity chat gameplay

・20 TPS 24/7

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 16 years old
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
Be civil and have common sense
Must have Discord account to join
Show respect to others at all times
View more detailed guidelines and rules in Discord

Additional Info

All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt vanilla aspect
Obtain exclusive items through events
Builder-friendly server
Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4

Apply Now! VIA: Discord [Quirm SMP] Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use any mods on the server?: A: All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect of the server.
Q: How do I join the server?: A: You must be at least 16 years old, have the Simple Voice Chat mod, and a Discord account. Join through the [Quirm SMP] Discord.
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: A: Yes, you must be civil, respectful to others, and follow the detailed guidelines and rules provided on Discord.
Q: What versions of Minecraft does the server support?: A: The server is exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4.

Ethereal Oasis 1.20.1

1.20.1, Admiration, ai, Assistance, big boobs, desire, Ethereal, Exploration, FANTASY, fat titties, Help, Naomioop, Naomiwastaken, Oasis, Obsession, of, online content, onlyfans, social media, Streamer, streaming, Support, Technology

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Items Found:	8581
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! We got all the AI bots you need to help you uncover those elusive titties, man! Forget about mining for diamonds, we’re all about mining for those juicy secrets, ya feel me? Come join the madness and let’s uncover the truth behind those fat titties together! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of chaos, because things are about to get wild in here!

GrudgeMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

grudge history, grudge holding, grudge list, GrudgeMaster420, harboring resentment, holding grudges, holding onto anger, lingering grudge, long-standing grudge, long-term grudge, Minecraft, minor annoyance, minor dispute, petty argument, petty disagreement, petty grievances, petty grudge, petty resentment, Resentment, smp, trivial grudge, trivial offense, unresolved conflict

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a potato and he’s convinced it’s the key to unlocking secret powers in the game. And then there’s this other dude who keeps stealing everyone’s diamonds but he leaves behind a trail of glitter so it’s like a sparkly treasure hunt. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s pure chaos but so much fun! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical dolphin. Like, how insane is that?! So come join us and let’s create some wacky memories together! #potatopower #llamaraces #dolphinwishes

McBurgersNoMore

cooking at home, cravings, dieting, fast food, fast food alternatives, fitness goals, food addiction, health journey, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, McBurgersNoMore, meal planning, mindful eating, motivation, nutrition, progress, quitting fast food, self-discipline, success story, weight loss, Willpower

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	775780	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords! Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out with evil mobs alongside your trusty llama sidekick.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Baconator and you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So say goodbye to boring old fast food servers and come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and llamas armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t regret it!