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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4815 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being controlled by a mysterious girl who somehow manages to dictate your every move in-game.
But beware, once you join, there’s no turning back! You’ll find yourself on a wild ride of edging for hours on end, sending virtual money to your new overlord, and questioning your sanity at every turn. Who knew Minecraft could get so…intense?
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to never question why you’re being controlled by a girl in a game about building blocks. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, confusion, and maybe even a little bit of fun. See you on the server…if you dare!
