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CraftyCommiesMC

alleged ties, China, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomatic, economic impact, firms, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, international law, international relations, Military, opposition, political tensions, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, US sanctions, war efforts

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ores Mined:	3636

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold we find, guarded by a team of ninja pandas. plus, we have a special event every friday where we reenact famous historical battles using only chickens and TNT. come join us and stick it to the man like china sticking it to the US sanctions!

Decaul’s Soggy Meatballs Place: Serving Mediocre Pizza, Not World-Class Burgers! Beta 1.21

Beta, beta server, BURGERS, collaboration, Community, Custom Enchants, Decauls, Essentials, fresh world, Impact, Items, Journey, like-minded, meatballs, mediocre, multiplayer, new community, pizza, Place, Plugin, Potential, Quests, Server, serving, setting up, smp, Soggy, Survival, Vanilla Experience, worldclass

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Emeralds Found:	4705

Welcome to Decaul’s SMP

IP: decaul.space

A fresh world awaits you – started 23 Aug. We are a new community looking for like-minded people to collaborate with!

In beta, we are still setting up the server, which makes it perfect to start. You will have an impact on what we add to the server. At the moment, we have the basic essentials plugin, but there is potential to diverge from your vanilla experience with custom enchants, items, quests we are open to it all, it is all dependent on the community desires.

Join us now, and be the first to embark on this journey alongside us!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, use the IP decaul.space in your Minecraft client.
Is the server still in development?	Yes, the server is in beta and we are continuously working on improving it with feedback from the community.
What plugins are currently available on the server?	At the moment, we have the basic essentials plugin, but we are open to adding custom enchants, items, and quests based on community input.
Can I suggest ideas for the server?	Absolutely! We encourage players to share their ideas and suggestions for improving the server.

AbortionCraft Minecraft Server

abortion ban, AbortionCraft, democratic party, election, Government, Healthcare, kamala harris, Minecraft, Misinformation, policy, Politics, presidential race, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, republican party, Rumors, Server, Social Issues, SUPREME COURT, trump, Voting, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	171	Crops Grown:	2083
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2563
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of worrying about politics and controversial topics like abortion? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no politics” policy! That’s right, you can escape the real world drama and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be the hiding place of the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who find it. Join our server and embark on a quest to track down this elusive beast and claim your prize!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual pizza party. That’s right, every Friday night we gather in the virtual world to chow down on pixelated pizza and have a blast with our fellow players.

So why waste your time worrying about politics when you could be having the time of your life on our amazing Minecraft server? Join us today and let the fun begin!

DateCraft SMP: Finally Getting Laid in Minecraft

Ascended, Confidence, DateCraft, Dates.., DATING, emotional connection, Finally, get laid, inadequate, Intimacy, Laid, long-term commitment, low effort, low interest, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-care, smp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Emeralds Found:	2767

Are you tired of going on dates in real life and getting low effort, low interest partners who never stick around? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally find true love and get laid in the most epic and pixelated way possible! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players who are ready to sweep you off your blocky feet and show you a good time. So why settle for inadequate real-life relationships when you can experience true ascension in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and start your journey to finding love and getting laid like never before!

PupperPatrolCraft

age difference, Apology, babying, Context, dog, dog park, Exercise, forecast, Friends, get together, good dog owners, group text, guy, Heat, Hiking, JOKE, older male, Pain, PupperPatrolCraft, response, weather

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	9785	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Gods Slained:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic hiking adventures with your virtual dog! Our server is so cool, even the weather forecast in-game is too hot for your dog to hike, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we have special virtual doggy hydration stations and cooling zones to keep your furry friend safe and happy while you explore the virtual wilderness.

Plus, our community is full of dog-loving players who understand the importance of keeping your dog healthy and active. No age discrimination here, whether you’re in your late 30s or 80s, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

And if anyone tries to make a joke about babying your dog, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “woof!” So come on over to our Minecraft server for some hiking, doggy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, the heat is nothing to mess with, even in the virtual world!

$1CraftLand

1 dollar, 1CraftLand, affordable items, affordable living, bargain hunting, budget shopping, budget-friendly options, cheap products, cost-effective buys, dollar store finds, economic choices, everyday essentials, frugal living, inexpensive purchases, low cost living, money saving tips, one dollar deals, pocket-friendly items, small purchases, thrifty shopping, value for money

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like a cup of coffee or a pack of gum? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can get a whole lot more for just 1 dollar! Join us and you’ll have the chance to trade that dollar for a magical unicorn that will protect you from creepers, or a diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even buy a ticket to the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So why waste your money on mundane things when you can have epic adventures on our server for just a buck? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BorderCraft: Lukashenko’s Awkward Greeting

awkward, Belarus, border, BorderCraft, celebration, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, Greeting, greetings, independence day, international relations, leadership, Lukashenko, Lukashenkos, military deployment, Peace efforts, political tension, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Troops, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	928137
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Lukashenko and Ukraine! we may have troops on the border but we also have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you! come build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, Lukashenko himself will greet you on Independence Day, just make sure to bring some potatoes as a peace offering. join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about international politics!

Dream Valley SMP: Where creepers wear suits and zombies do the floss.

1.21, Adults, CREEPERS, Custom, Discord, dream, floss, Grinding, Join, Minecraft, mod, Pack, Server, smp, Suits, Valley, voice mod, wear, Whitelist, zombies

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4635

Minecraft Server Overview

Custom Mod Pack Version	Minecraft 1.21
Age Requirement	18+
Communication	Voice mod in the server and Discord
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord linked above and open a ticket to get whitelisted.
What is the minimum age requirement?	18+
Is there any voice communication in the server?	Yes, there is a voice mod in the server for communication.
Can I invite friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends who meet the age requirement.

NikkeCraft – #2801 Minecraft Server

Android, asuka, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, EVANGELIONMYSG24, EVANGEVAKA, Game Download, Gatekeeper, Ios, leona, Mari, Minecraft, Naga, new players, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, NIKKEX, PC, Rei, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, update

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Zombie Dances:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	279

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Unit-01 going berserk? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate Evangelion collaboration experience! Join now and experience the chaos of YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE event, where you’ll have to battle angels and build your own NERV headquarters.

But that’s not all, we have Full Burst Day every weekend where everything explodes in a burst of excitement! And don’t miss out on our Union Raid event where you team up with other players to take down the toughest enemies.

And the special recruits? Asuka Shikinami Langley is waiting for you to join her squad, along with a free SR Misato Katsuragi! Plus, upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on exclusive costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date or Asuka, Rei, and Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And coming soon, Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass will have you roaring with excitement!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the Evangelion world like never before. And don’t forget to use the secret codes for extra rewards, because why not? Join now and let’s get building, EVA pilots!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Fapping Together Realm

68579946, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, fix her, ftt, lewds, Minecraft, Realm, schlickin, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’! Join us in our quest to build the biggest, most epic fap castle the world has ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a secret dungeon filled with rare lewds and enchanted schlickin’ tools. Legend has it that those who reach the end of the dungeon will be granted unlimited fap power for eternity.

But that’s not all! We also have a special edition called “I can fix her edition”, where players can show off their redstone skills by creating elaborate contraptions to impress their fellow fappers. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have a redstone-powered schlickin’ machine?

So come on, join us in our quest for lewds, fappin’, and schlickin’ on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you in our world of fapping together!