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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 645 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like “Creeper Dodgeball” and “Ender Dragon Egg Toss”. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to dubstep music.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, on our server, /a/ stands for “absolutely bonkers”.
