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CarCraftCapers

abusive relationship, car maintenance, car ownership, car payments, car theft, car troubles, CarCraftCapers, child custody, difficult decision, family conflict, family drama, felon, financial agreement, legal ownership, Les Schwab, Pregnant, sister-in-law, stolen car, unreliable roommate, WIBTA, working from home

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5240	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ores Mined:	7224
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about blown gaskets and flat tires.

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is like living with a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying sisters and abusive boyfriends. 2. Need a break from reality? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like car theft and felonious roommates. 3. Who needs to report a stolen car when you can report a stolen diamond sword? Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those explosive griefers – they’re like the crazy aunt you never knew you had.

Exes2BFFs Minecraft Server

acceptance, advice, Boundaries, Breakup, Closure, Communication, emotions, ex, Exes2BFFs, Experience, forgiveness, friendship, healing, Just Friends, long-term effects, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Farms Harvested:	641
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the friend zone with your ex? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we specialize in turning exes into enemies…I mean, friends! Join us and watch as your former flame becomes your loyal mining buddy, building epic structures together while pretending like your breakup never happened. Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? So come on, join our server and let’s turn that awkward ex into an epic gaming partner!

Putin’s Minecraft Server: DeputyDefenseMinisterGone

APPOINTMENTS, changes, current events, Decision making, Defense, deputy defence ministers, DeputyDefenseMinisterGone, Government, leadership, Military, Minecraft, News, personnel, Politics, president, Putins, relative, RELATIVES, russia, Russian, sacked, Server, Vacancies, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

so, like, u know how vladimir putin is all like, “i’m gonna sack these four deputy defence ministers, no big deal”? well guess what, now there’s a spot open for u on our minecraft server! join us and u can be the new deputy defence minister, just like putin’s relative! maybe u can even overthrow putin and become the new russian president in minecraft world, who knows? come join the chaos and see where it takes u!

NATOcraft: Defense Spenders Unite!

Alliance, Allies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense budget, defense commitment, defense spending, Europe, international relations, Military, military alliance, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, record number, SECURITY, solidarity, spenders, Support, Target, Ukraine, unite, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Villages Defended:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Votes:	3732

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, a record number of players joining every day, it’s gonna be like, a party up in here! plus, we got like, NATO allies joining us, they’re all like, “we gotta hit that defense spending target, yo!” and we’re all like, “yeah, let’s do it for Ukraine, man!” it’s gonna be epic, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! we promise, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun, right? so come on, join us and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

AlGoneAIgon

AI influence, ai technology, al, AlGoneAIgon, Artificial Intelligence, Communication, digital age, digital communication, digital communication evolution, font design, modern communication, Nickname, nickname disappearance, nickname evolution, nickname trends, sans serif fonts, Technology, technology impact, typography, typography trends, written communication

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	137
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO PIXELATED PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS! WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER WENT TO THERAPY BECAUSE HE KEPT BLOWING UP EVERYTHING. BUT ON THIS SERVER, CREEPERS ARE WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS! WE EVEN HAVE A CREEPER SPA WHERE THEY CAN RELAX AND UNWIND. AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR MODS ARE SO COOL, THEY ONCE TURNED A PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN! TRUE STORY, BRO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN!

EnzymeCraft: Liver Edition

alcohol use, dysfunctional enzyme, Edition, enzyme dysfunction, EnzymeCraft, fat buildup, fatty liver, health, liver, liver conditions, liver damage, liver disease, liver disease prevention, liver disorders, liver function, liver health, liver health awareness, liver health research, NAFLD, nonalcoholic fatty liver disease, research, study

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

come join our minecraft server, where we have more crazy fun than a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! our server is so lit, it will make your liver do a happy dance like it just won the lottery. forget about boring old servers, ours is like a party in a creeper’s cave.

we have so much fat loot and epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll be like a pig in a mud bath. and don’t worry about that dysfunctional enzyme, our server will cure all your minecraft woes faster than you can say “diamonds are a creeper’s best friend.”

join us now and experience the thrill of nonalcoholic fatty liver disease like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your minecraft life!

Crossdressing DukeSMP: Vanilla With a Side of Sass! Join the Fun!

bedrock, blocks, buggy, coordinates, Cross-Play, crossdressing, Day, DukeSMP, Emote, Fun, Graves, Items, java, Join, night, offhand, one player sleep, player head, Plugins, Sass, Server, Side, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Graves	When you die, your items will be placed on the ground using your player head and the coordinates will be shown to prevent item loss.
One player sleep	Only one player is needed to change night to day.
Offhand on Bedrock	Ability to offhand on Bedrock edition by holding a block and clicking on any emote.

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, this server supports cross play between Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: How do Graves work on the server?

A: When a player dies, their items are dropped with their player head as a grave marker and coordinates are shown to locate the items.

Q: Can I use the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition to place blocks?

A: No, the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition is limited to holding blocks and clicking on emotes. Some blocks may have buggy behavior.

Q: When does the server start and how many players are needed?

A: The server will start once a decent amount of players have joined. Join now to be a part of the starting group!

IdolCraft Minecraft Server

coniconfetti, fuyocloverfield, Idol, idolcompany, idolcorp, idolcorpgeneral, IdolCraft, jidf, junaunagi, kaisaikota, kattarinaqutie, koaakugaki, lalabelllullaby, Meica05, Minecraft, momootako, nikkiRei, pokorakun, rinpenrose, rocarourin, rubyruneheart, Server, taigatoragami

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	New Chunks Explored:	863766
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more action than a zombie siege. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Endermen who?”.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. With a community crazier than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, you’ll never be bored. Plus, our mods are more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword.

So come join us on our server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs diamonds when you can have friends as precious as emeralds? See you in the game, and remember, keep mining and crafting!

HonkaiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to join!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the End dimension. Our community is so awesome, even creepers are handing out high fives!

With updates crazier than a chicken riding a pig, you’ll never get bored on our server. Plus, our in-game events are more epic than a diamond sword with sharpness 1000!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about the time you got wrecked by a pack of zombie villagers.

MommaCraft: No Half-Sister Drama!

Communication, compassion, Drama, dysfunctional family dynamics, emotional baggage, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family, family heirloom, family history, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, half-sister, HalfSister, MommaCraft, Mother Daughter, parental relationships, regret, relationships, Resentment, Therapy, unresolved issues

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience family feuds, emotional turmoil, and unresolved issues just like in this wild story.

Just like the OP’s half sister, you’ll have the opportunity to yell at other players for the smallest things, start unnecessary fights, and hold grudges for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit a family heirloom that will haunt you forever!

Join now for a chance to experience the most dysfunctional Minecraft server out there. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaos and drama? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today!