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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9902 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 122 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 420 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 328 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?