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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2699 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got creepers that do the floss dance, villagers that drop sick beats, and a secret underground base full of diamonds guarded by a squad of evil bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the night, and if you dare to challenge him, he’ll curse your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you emeralds for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today!
