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WanderlustMC

adaptation, Adventure, anthropology, Civilization, discovery, Distance, Endurance, Evolution, Exploration, Farthest, History, Journey, least amount, Migration, modern humans, movement, Moving, nomadic lifestyle, travel, Wanderlust, WanderlustMC

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where u can travel the farthest without even moving ur lazy butt off the couch. we got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers. u can build ur own castle made entirely out of cheese or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust us, this server is so lit, u won’t even remember what real life is like. join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyCannaRelief

Access, Barriers, Cannabis, co-using, CraftyCannaRelief, cut down, Decrease, facilitated, Frequency, Help, legalization, low barrier access, new research, opioid use, opioid withdrawal, rapid relief, Relief, research, STOP, Withdrawal

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we blaze it up with cannabis to help u stop using opioids! we got potions that give u rapid relief from withdrawal and make u forget all about those nasty opioids. plus, our low barrier access to cannabis cuz it’s legal here will make u wanna co-use and decrease ur opioid use like magic! come join us and say goodbye to opioids forever, dude!

DeeZCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, PvP OCE Quests BeautyQuest MCMMO Towny Economy Items Exploration Challenges Legend Adventure Survival Creative Minigames Roleplay Factions Skyblock Vanilla Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to DeeZCraft, the premier OCE PvP Minecraft server! Dive into 60+ custom quests with BeautyQuest, MCMMO, Towny, and a dynamic economy. Discover unique items through exploration and epic challenges. Join now and forge your legend!

134.255.198.4:34504

Simple Server

Adventure, Anarchy, Combat, Community, Cross-Play, EXCITEMENT, Foes, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, new, player versus player, PvP, PvP battles, quality-of-life tweaks, Semi-Vanilla Experience, Semi-vanilla survival, Server, Simplicity, Survival, survival mode, Vanilla, Veteran

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	234	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1366	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magic Items Found:	1900

Welcome to SemiSimplicity Server Name: SemiSimplicity Focus: Simplicity, Semi-Vanilla Survival, and PvP What We Offer Semi-Vanilla Experience: Enjoy Minecraft as it was meant to be played, with just a few quality-of-life tweaks. Survival Mode: Test your skills in a pure, survival-focused environment. PvP Battles: Challenge friends and foes in thrilling player-versus-player combat. Join our community and embark on a journey where simplicity meets excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, SemiSimplicity has something for everyone! Jump in and start your adventure today!

mc.semi-simple.net:25566

Smelly SMP: Where hygiene takes a back seat to epic adventures and funky mods! Join now!

Adventures, appeals, balanced origins, custom origins, Discord, Epic, Funky, Graveyards, human origin, hygiene, Join, Modded, Mods, Nomad, origin change, planet minecraft, punishment, PvPer, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands system, Seat, server-side lag, Smelly, smp, suggestion, TAKES, trader.., unique origins, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mines Excavated:	4645
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

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Minecraft Server
Server Name	Stinky SMP
Version	1.20.1
Server Features	Fair moderation Extreme longevity Inclusivity of all people and playstyles Safezone-Borderlands system Origins mod
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimal server specs
Planet Minecraft	www.planetminecraft.com/server/stinky-smp/
Discord Invite	play.stinkysmp.net

FAQ:

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: There have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity for player builds and progress.

Q: Can I suggest new features for the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for the server, and they will be considered by the moderation team.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in the Borderlands area, outside of the Safezone, which is strictly protected from griefing, killing, and stealing.

Q: How does the Origins mod work?

A: The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness. Players can suggest new custom origins for consideration.

Q: What are the server’s performance specs?

A: The server has 16GB of RAM and a Ryzen 9 7950x CPU, providing optimal performance for Minecraft SMP gameplay.

CraftyNation Minecraft Server

Citizens, Country, CraftyNation, culture, customs, Economy, geography, Government, heritage, History, home, HOMELAND, Language, Lifestyle, local ], location, Minecraft, Nationality, native, Politics, Server, society, Traditions

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ores Mined:	4473	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples. But beware, because lurking in the shadows was a group of mischievous creepers ready to blow everything up!

But don’t worry, our server has the best anti-creeper technology to keep you safe. Plus, we have a team of friendly moderators who are always there to help you out if you get stuck in a sticky situation. And did I mention our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? It’s true, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Minecraft SMP: Zany Zenless Zone Zero

141 exclusive bazaar, Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, character demo, Coffee Sorcery, current events, general, Minecraft, News, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Riot Suppressor Mark VI, signal search, smp, special program, Teaser, Trailer, Tuning, undercover R&B, useful links, Version 1.1, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, zhu yuan, Zone

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the “141 Exclusive Bazaar” where you can trade rare items and the “Coffee Sorcery: Tuning” event for all you caffeine-loving wizards out there. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOK for some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with signal searches, riot suppressors, and who knows what else. Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on our server now and let the chaos begin!

MineCraftyLoveQuest

activities, arousal, Bonding, common, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional, foreplay, Intimacy, MineCraftyLoveQuest, Passion, Physical, Pleasure, relationships, romance, seduction, sex, sexual exploration, sexual tension, stimulation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the only way to level up is by engaging in scandalous activities that may or may not lead to sex! Want to upgrade your armor? Better start flirting with that Enderman! Need more diamonds? Seduce that creeper with your charm! Our server is the ultimate test of your social skills and seduction techniques. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and wacky world!

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Blaze

Blaze, Chernobyl, Conflict, emergency response, escalation, Fire, global impact, international relations, military actions, Nuclear Disaster, Nuclear Plant, nukecraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, radiation risk, Russian forces, Safety Measures, security threats, Server, southern Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, War, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FIRES THAN A NUCLEAR PLANT IN SOUTHERN UKRAINE! OUR CREEPERS ARE LIT AND READY TO BLOW UP YOUR MIND! COME ON IN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST… LITERALLY! 😂🔥🧨 #MinecraftMadness #NuclearNonsense

MiddleEastMayhemMC

accelerate deployment, Attack, Conflict, Defense, escalation, FEARS, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, MiddleEastMayhemMC, Military, naval forces, orders, SECURITY, strategic positioning, strike group, Tension, threat, US

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Potions Brewed:	50
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a strike group ready to deploy to the middle east, like for realz. we heard Iran is gonna attack Israel and we gotta be ready, so join our server and help us defend the holy land or something. plus, we got like, crazy cool builds and stuff, like a giant diamond castle and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. it’s gonna be lit, so join now before it’s too late! #minecraft #crazystuff #joinus