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Fortune Cookie Craft

Adversity, asian, can’t get up, Challenges, China, Chinese, Community, cookie, Craft, Crisis, Difficulties, fallen, fallen behind, fallen down, fortune, Help, need assistance, Obstacles, perseverance, resilience, setback, Struggle, Support

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chinese have fallen…and they can’t get up! 🤣

Join now to witness the epic battle where the Chinese players have been defeated by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you. 🐔⚔️

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground noodle factory where players can trade their diamonds for the finest noodles in all of Minecraft. 🍜💎

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our Dragon Temple, where players can ride on the backs of fire-breathing dragons and soar through the skies in search of treasure. 🐉✨

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you! 😜🎮

Chainlink – have you apologized to those in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, apologized, Apology, Blockchain, chainlink, Communication, cryptocurrency, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, learning, Minecraft, mistake, personal development, Recommendation, Redemption, Reflection, regret, relationships, self improvement, smp, social circle, transparency, Trust

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Animals Bred:	53

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who leaves behind exploding presents for unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP also has a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to the sound of a player singing “Baby Shark” at the top of their lungs. Think you have what it takes to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even earn the respect of your social circle for recommending such a wild and wacky server. So come on, share your redemption story and let the madness begin!

BetterThanSex Minecraft SMP

BetterThanSex, Bliss, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, deep connection, ecstasy, emotional connection, emotional fulfillment, fulfillment, Happiness, Intimacy, joy, love, mental connection, Minecraft, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, romance, satisfaction, smp, spiritual connection

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life responsibilities – including getting laid. Who needs sex when you can spend hours building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends?

Our server is like a virtual wonderland where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not? Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Absolutely!

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. We’ve had players who have forgotten to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were so engrossed in the game. Who needs basic bodily functions when you have virtual adventures to embark on?

So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride of Minecraft SMP. Who needs sex when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Let the addiction begin!

BlockBucksCraft

BlockBucksCraft, career fulfillment, career satisfaction, creative endeavors, dream job, exploring interests, finding purpose, following my heart, fulfilling aspirations, living my best life, living without limits, no financial constraints, passion pursuit, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pursuing goals, pursuing happiness, pursuing passions, Self Discovery, ultimate freedom, unlimited possibilities

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

If money wasn’t an issue, I’d be swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest. But since we can’t make that happen (yet), why not join our Minecraft server instead?

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The trees are made of candy canes, the rivers flow with chocolate milk, and the sun shines with the brightness of a thousand glowstone blocks.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg that hatches into a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal genie to grant them three wishes every day?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams come true – because on our server, anything is possible (except for swimming in a pool of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-covered forest…yet).

ParatrooperPvP Minecraft Server

armored vehicle, battle, Combat, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, eastern europe, fighting vehicle, INFANTRY, knock out, Kursk Oblast, Military, Minecraft, MODERN, News, ParatrooperPvP, paratroopers, Russian, Server, Technology, UKRAINIAN, Video, WARFARE

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this place! We got Ukrainian paratroopers knocking out modern Russian infantry fighting vehicles like it’s nobody’s business in Kursk Oblast! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join us and be part of the epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin! Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

ChairCraft: Brazilian Smackdown

aggressive behavior, Brazilian, Brazilian elections, Brazilian news, Brazilian politics, campaign chaos, candidate behavior, chair attack, ChairCraft, controversial incident, election drama, live tv, mayoral candidate, media spectacle, political aggression, Political debate, political rival, political scandal, political showdown, political violence, public altercation, SmackDown, violent confrontation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can smash chairs over ur friends’ heads just like this brazilian mayoral candidate did on live tv! we have the craziest pvp battles and the wildest survival challenges. build ur own city and become the ultimate ruler, just watch out for flying chairs! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

Lava Spit & Drool Server

biology, bodily fluids, bodily functions, digestion, Drool, lava, liquid, Magma, moisture, Mouth, oral health, saliva, saliva comparison, saliva composition, saliva function, saliva production, secretion, Server, Spit, spit and drool, Tongue

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where spit and drool are like the lava and magma of the land. u can build ur own drool castle and spit on ur enemies to defeat them. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. we have a secret underground world where the zombies throw dance parties and the skeletons have a fashion show. come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Perfectionism Procrastination Playtime

anxiety, Behavior, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, mental health, Narcissistic vulnerability, perfectionism, personality traits, Playtime, procrastination, Psychology, relationship, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, self-sabotage, social expectations, stress

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, like, u know how u always feel like u gotta be perfect and stuff, but then u end up just putting things off and procrastinating? well, on this server, we embrace ur imperfections and celebrate ur flaws! join us and let ur narcissistic vulnerability shine as u build the wonkiest, most chaotic creations u can imagine! procrastinate all u want, cuz here, we believe in taking ur time and enjoying the process. come be a part of our wacky community where imperfection is perfection!

✅ HorizonOfCubes start of season 4 (04.05.2024) Minecraft server

Board Games, Community, discord community, Events, high quality, HorizonOfCubes, i9 13th generation cores, leisure, minecraft server, Moderation, player interaction, Plugins, season 4, tps, Vanilla Survival, voice chat

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Farms Harvested:	285
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	290	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

HorizonOfCubes is a free server without private, purchased admin panels and other junk. A place where everyone can spend time, resting from everyday work, realizing themselves and communicating with like-minded people.

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The server is based on vanilla survival. The main idea is simplicity, accessibility and creating a good community.

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Vanilla-complementing plugins help to immerse yourself more deeply in the friendly atmosphere. Voice chat and emotions allow you to express yourself, and the server resource pack adds color and variety! All plugins are selected to complement vanilla Minecraft, preserving its vibe.

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Saturday meetings with the project administration in the format of a conversation with players; The world of art for creative people; Events and board games held by players; All types of leisure are countless, everyone will find something to their liking!

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For a comfortable game without lags, the server is divided into separate worlds, each of which is processed separately from each other by the i9 13th generation cores. This ensures stable server operation at 20 TPS, allowing several hundred players to play simultaneously!

The server is constantly monitored by moderation, ready to help the players of the project at any time. All this creates a high quality of the game.

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❗ The project was opened in 2021 and has already established itself in the eyes of thousands of players. Join our friendly community by joining our Discord. Apply and play with us!

play.HorizonOfCubes.ru

Nasty Hoops Minecraft Server

Addictive, animation, athleticism, Basketball, binge-worthy, Characters, Competition, determination, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, hand drawn, high school, hoops, love, marker backgrounds, Minecraft, Nasty, nasty players, Netflix, Passion, Plot, Server, sports anime, teamwork

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the first sports anime you’ve ever watched – totally unexpected and totally awesome! We’ve got hand-drawn marker backgrounds that will blow your mind and mild high school elements that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown, bro. Who needs plot when you’ve got this level of insanity? Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Shogun’s Success Minecraft SMP: More Attractive Builds!

Actresses, asian actresses, asian representation, Asian talent, attractive, Builds, cultural diversity, Diversity, Diversity in media, entertainment industry, female leads, film, Hollywood, Media, Minecraft, movies, representation, Shogun, Shoguns, shows, smp, success, television, trending

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	89	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragons Tamed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ores Mined:	2455

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can mine diamonds while watching attractive Asian actresses star in our custom-made movies and shows! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are lining up to audition for a chance to be the next big star. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and join us now for a wild ride through blocky Hollywood!