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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8263 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 5302 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7827 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!