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LithuanianCraft Server: $10.5B Defense Package
10.5B, arms deal, Baltic states, Defense, defense industry, eastern europe, economic assistance, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, military aid, military equipment, military spending, military support, national security, nato, package, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine, Urgent Package
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we allocate $10.5B for urkraine’s defense industry in urgent package!!! why? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from the evil creepers and zombies that want to steal them!!!
join us and be part of the epic battle to save our virtual world from destruction!!! build epic castles, mine for rare ores, and team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss – the ender dragon!!!
plus, we have the most lit parties in all of minecraft land!!! dance the night away in our virtual clubs, ride pigs around the map, and participate in epic parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!!!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!!! trust us, you won’t regret it!!!

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CraftyPutin2020
ABANDON, Accountability, Conflict, controversy, CraftyPutin2020, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Justice, Legal, Political, prosecution, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, War Crimes
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUMP TRYNA ABANDON RUSSIA BUT U CAN’T ABANDON THE MADNESS HERE. WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ WAR CRIMES, ZOMBIES DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND SKELETONS SHOOTIN’ ARROWS LIKE THEY’RE IN THE OLYMPICS. JOIN US IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM OF A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES TRUMP’S DECISIONS LOOK SANE. #CREEPERCRIMES #ZOMBIEDROPS #SKELETONOLYMPICS

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ChaosCraft 2025: Devs Gone Wild
2025, Artificial Intelligence, chaos engineering, ChaosCraft, computer science, developers, devs, Digital World, Experiment, Future, futuristic, glitch, innovation, Life, nuts, patch notes, programming, proof of concept, Reality, simulation, Technology, virtual reality, Wild
lol come join our minecraft server where the devs are straight up trolling us with their chaos engineering experiments. like, they must have been eating too many enchanted golden apples or something cuz things are getting WILD.
one time, a creeper spawned in the middle of a dance party and started breakdancing with a skeleton. it was like a weird minecraft version of step up.
another time, someone tried to build a house out of cake and it turned into a giant gingerbread man that terrorized the server.
if you wanna experience the most bonkers minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join our server. who needs normal when you can have chaos? come join us and be a part of the madness.

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Mommy’s Acetaminophen Adventure
Acetaminophen, adhd, Adventure, association, children, Daughters, DEVELOPING, exposure, higher, likelihood, maternal health, Medical research, Mommys, MOTHERS, neurodevelopmental disorder, pain-relief drug, Paracetamol, pharmaceuticals, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prescription medication, Risk
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray-cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little somethin’ somethin’…
So, get this, on our server, if you use the pain-relief drug acetaminophen (paracetamol) during pregnancy, your chances of developing ADHD triples! And get this, it’s even crazier for the daughters of acetaminophen-exposed mothers – they have a 6.16 times higher likelihood of ADHD! Can you imagine the chaos that would bring to our server? It’s gonna be lit, fam!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs focus and attention when you can have a wild time like this, am I right? Let’s get this party started! WOOOO!

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New Server IP
HavenSMP
Application Process, collaboration, Community, configuration changes, Dedicated, ENGAGEMENT, Friendly, hardware maintenance., HavenSMP, Mature, Mechanics, Optimization, pay to win, Performance, quality-driven, respectful, smp, strong community, Transparent, Vanilla, well-moderated
Haven SMP Minecraft Server
Server Name Haven SMP
Server Location Europe, Netherlands
Version 1.21.4
Game Play Type/s [Survival]
Discord https://discord.gg/Fu8w2MKqHE
Launch date 21/02/2025 @ 1900 UTC+1
Description: Haven SMP is a community-focused Minecraft server built around providing a near-vanilla experience with solid performance. Our goal is to maintain the core mechanics of the game while fostering a friendly and engaging environment for dedicated players. We take the quality of our community seriously. Our application process is thorough, ensuring that the players we onboard contribute to a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone. The 18+ requirement is non-negotiable—we aim for a mature, respectful player base that values collaboration and long-term engagement. We use Fabric with optimization mods to keep performance smooth without altering gameplay. You can follow tutorials and build confidently, knowing that mechanics will work as expected. There are no pay-to-win features—everyone plays on equal terms. Any support for the server is optional and rewarded with cosmetic perks only. We also provide regular updates on server costs, hardware maintenance, and any configuration changes to keep things transparent. If you’re looking for a well-moderated, quality-driven Minecraft server with a strong community, Haven SMP might be the place for you.
Rules: See Discord!
Server Hardware
CPU Ryzen 3 3500X / 6 Cores 6 Threads / 3.6GHz+
RAM 24 GB DDR4
Storage 512GB NVMe SSD

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Virtual Vibe Land 1.21
#videogames, Cash, fanbase, gig job, hate, hololive, Land, meme, MODEL, Personality, read aloud, reason, Sana, simps, Skimming, spot, Stream, Strengths, stupid, tits, VIBE, virtual, Vtuber
Bro, forget about all that drama and join our Minecraft server! We don’t have any Vtubers here, just a bunch of cool players building epic stuff together.
Reasons to join? Well, first of all, we have the best pixelated landscapes you’ll ever see. It’s like walking into a virtual dream world, but with creepers.
Secondly, our community is lit AF. We’re all about having a good time, cracking jokes, and just enjoying the game. No drama, just pure fun.
And lastly, we have the dankest memes this side of the Nether. Seriously, if you’re into meme culture, you’ll feel right at home here.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build some epic sh*t together. See you there, bro!

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New Server IP
GrannysSecretRecipe Minecraft Server
brother’s birthday, Drama, family heirloom, family recipe, family tradition, generational recipe, generations, GrannysSecretRecipe, Guilt, immediate family, Minecraft, privacy, refusal, secret recipe, selfish, sentimental, Server, sharing, sister-in-law, special cake recipe, Stubborn
Are you tired of family drama over secret cake recipes? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our community is all about sharing the love of cake without the guilt trip. No more arguments with sister-in-laws or guilt trips from brothers – just pure, unadulterated cake fun!
On our server, you can bake and share as many cakes as your heart desires, without anyone telling you it’s selfish to keep a family recipe to yourself. Plus, we have a special feature where you can create your own secret recipes and keep them safe from prying eyes.
So come join us and let’s bake some virtual cakes together, because life’s too short to argue over dessert recipes!

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WeddingCraftBabyBoom
Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, controversy, decision, Drama, family, groom, important, love, Marriage, moment, pregnancy announcement, Respect, selfish, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraftBabyBoom
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never steal your thunder like the bride’s sister did in this crazy story! Join us for a wedding-free zone filled with love, family, and absolutely no surprise pregnancy announcements during speeches.
We understand the importance of keeping the focus on the couple (or yourself, if you’re single and ready to mingle with some virtual blocks). Our server is a drama-free zone, unlike that sister who just couldn’t resist making a scene at the wedding.
So come join us for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience, where you can build your own world without any unwanted family news interruptions. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
SceneStealerMC SMP
all time, beloved movies, best scenes, Cinema, cinematic magic, classic movies, favorite films, Favorite movie scene, film, film fanatics, greatest scenes, iconic scenes, memorable moments, movie buffs, must-see scenes, SceneStealerMC, smp, top choices, top movie moments, Top Picks, unforgettable scenes
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest movie scene reenactments ever! Like, one time we built a giant Titanic ship and reenacted the scene where Jack and Rose are like “I’m flying, Jack!” But instead of flying, they were riding on pigs and chickens, it was so hilarious! And another time, we recreated the Avengers battle scene, but with villagers and creepers fighting each other, it was chaos but so much fun!
So if you want to be part of the most insane movie scene reenactments in Minecraft history, join our SMP now! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s a total blast!

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New Server IP
PixelPseudoscience
astrology, data manipulation, Deception, fake science, false claims, fraud, Manipulation, Misinformation, PixelPseudoscience, pseudo statistics, pseudoscience, scam, statistical astrology, statistical bias, statistical deception, statistical fallacies, statistical fraud, statistical manipulation, statistical misinformation, statistics, unreliable predictions
Are you tired of being scammed by fake statistics and astrology readings? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind. Our server is scientifically proven to increase your luck by 1000% and boost your intelligence by 200%. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama, Professor Fluffykins, who holds a PhD in Minecraftology. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate gamers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unlock your true potential!

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Server Name	Haven SMP
Server Location	Europe, Netherlands
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival]
Discord	https://discord.gg/Fu8w2MKqHE
Launch date	21/02/2025 @ 1900 UTC+1

CPU	Ryzen 3 3500X / 6 Cores 6 Threads / 3.6GHz+
RAM	24 GB DDR4
Storage	512GB NVMe SSD

Haven SMP Minecraft Server

Server Hardware