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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4886 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 286 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 158 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
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