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Crafty Betanigans: Where the LOLs are endless and the blocks are never boring!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the heartbreak of being rejected for being a beta fatass! Our community is full of players who understand the struggle of finding love in the virtual world.

We have epic quests where you can prove your worth and show off your skills to potential partners. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players getting rejected by NPCs because they already have a boyfriend. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So come join us and turn your virtual love life into a comedy of errors. Who needs a normiegram boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft partner who will never leave you for someone else? Join now and let the laughter begin!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘Got Diamonds?’ #NoobsWelcome

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Animals Bred:	141
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers place you’ll ever play in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the elusive rainbow sheep, and build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks (because who needs boring old stone anyway?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And don’t forget about our monthly Llama Fashion Show, where players can show off their most stylish llama outfits and win fabulous prizes.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem?

Pixelated Melting Pot

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further, because our server is like a spicy enchilada of fun! We don’t conform to just one ethnicity, we’re a melting pot of craziness! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling ninja creepers, trading with pirate villagers, and building castles fit for a unicorn king! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

CraftyFartsy – Where Creepers Fart Rainbows and Villagers Dance

ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyFartsy, CREEPERS, Dance, ducks, fart, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, lig, OC material, Oshi, RAINBOWS, Shill, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, Viewers, villagers, Vip, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of mainstream vtubers hogging all the spotlight? Do you want to be part of the elite VIP club of viewers who appreciate the indie gems with 500 or more viewers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us and discuss indie vtubers who are killing it with their streams. From Twitch partners to YouTube sensations, we’ve got them all. And hey, even if your favorite vtuber has just 499 viewers, we’ll still let you shill them here. We’re all about supporting the underdogs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special section for corpo vtubers who don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV. We’re all about inclusivity here, as long as you meet our outrageous requirements.

And if you’re into seeeeeexy Koikatsu cards or want to check out our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP), we’ve got you covered. Plus, don’t miss out on our official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber fanart needs.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the craziest community of indie vtuber enthusiasts. Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two streaming their adventures. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Armor Envy: Minecraft’s Most Fashionable Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crops Grown:	2877	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Are you tired of wearing drab, boring armor in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where our armor is so stylish, even the creepers will stop and admire you before blowing you up! Join us and become the fashion icon of the blocky world!

Our armor is not just for show, though. Legend has it that wearing our enchanted armor will give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep to do your bidding. Need to build a castle in record time? Just call upon the sheep and watch them work their fluffy magic!

But wait, there’s more! Our armor is also rumored to grant you the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Soaring through the skies, you’ll be able to see the world from a whole new perspective and rain down diamonds on unsuspecting players below.

So why settle for boring old armor when you can join our server and become a stylish, sheep-summoning, diamond-raining superhero? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Shabbos Goy’s Bible Quotes Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Towns Built:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you scream AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH in excitement!

Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Tom Cotton himself tweeted about it! That’s right, our server is endorsed by a real-life politician who knows a thing or two about epic gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your block too)!

HappyCraft: Where Everything Makes You Happy, Even If Nothing Does Anymore

Anymore, coping strategies, depression, Despair, emotional, emptiness, Happy, HappyCraft, hopeless, Loneliness, Lost, makes, me, mental health, Nothing, numbness, Pain, Sadness, Struggle, Support, Therapy

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you in desperate need of some laughter and fun in your life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried deep within our server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this epic loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter and craziness begin. Remember, on our server, NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPY ANYMORE…except for playing Minecraft with us!

Pussy Clitty Urethra Adventures: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to explore a world where anything is possible, including getting your pussy clitty urethra fucked by mysterious creatures (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And hey, being trans is just an added bonus on our server – we welcome all genders and identities with open arms!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

PuddingCraft: Where the Creeper’s always say ‘YEAAAHHH!’

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds and cake. But here’s the twist – the cake was actually made of pudding! And not just any pudding, but magical pudding that gave you superpowers in the game. So yeah, if you want to experience the thrill of finding pudding cake and unlocking superpowers, this is the server for you. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. So come on, join us and let’s dive into a world of pudding-filled adventures!

SocietySucksMC – Where you can escape the judgment and build your own world! 🤣🔨

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most misunderstood individuals are welcomed with open arms! Join us and experience a world where BIPOCs are celebrated and embraced, no matter what kind of trouble they may have gotten into in the past.

Our server is a safe haven for those who have been unfairly judged by society, just like our friend Michael here. He may have made some questionable choices in the past, but on our server, he’s a valued member of our community.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next legend of our server, just like Michael and his infamous knife-wielding escapades. Join now and let’s show the world that BIPOCs can thrive in any environment, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft!