PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring, rigid Minecraft servers with no excitement or creativity? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Our server is built on insanely autistic fakeprecision, making it the most unique and unpredictable server out there. You’ll never know what to expect next, as our content is constantly changing and evolving in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that even Zuck himself is focused on owning the Gekapselte Turing Machines and their Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar. You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Better MC

Modded

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Dimension Hops:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Public Better MC server. We have a small growing community with very active players everyone is friendly and always willing to help new players. Make sure to join our community on discord for support, server updates and more!

Modpack	Version	IP Address
Better MC [FORGE] – BMC4	v26	bettermc.silverkeepmc.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/silver-keep-155114795673190400

Website: https://silverkeepmc.com/tag/servers/

Hotdog Water

Hardcore, hotdog, Water

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Hotdog Water is hardcore.

You vote for world reset on the discord, and if people vote for it, the world is reset within five minutes.

Hotdog Water is vanilla.

There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, and there is no land claim.

Rules

PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a wiener.

🌭 Have fun! 🌭 Server IP: play.hotdogwater.dog Website: https://hotdogwater.dog

Discord: https://discord.gg/pU2wHDTcCB

Video: https://youtu.be/vG0hjhuSSpE

The Real SMP

real, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Greetings from The Real SMP!

💫Are you trying to find a brand-new Full Vanilla server?

We’ve got you covered! Our intention is to deliver you a server that brightens your day.

🌟Which features do we offer?

We offer a stable and secure atmosphere. We offer a server that is appropriate for all gaming needs and runs continuously around the clock. We use one of the strongest anti-cheat systems so you can be sure a hacker won’t ruin your gaming experience!

🌠 Player Shops!!

Create a shop and sell items! Design a shop how you want it to be! Big? Small? Vintage?

🪧 Spawn Protection!

We protect spawn so people have a place to be welcomed into! Want to build in spawn? Apply for spawn permissions!

🎉 Giveaways!

We like to give back to the members that keep our server alive! Play with friends and enter giveaways!

🆕Vanilla Plus!

Choose how you want to play the server! Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla? Up to you!!!

❓Thus, why should you come along?

Then again, why not? Your requirements are completely met by us! In order for us to grow into a more vibrant community, please join our server!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/VpgURMYpyu

IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Website: https://therealsmp.com/

Pixels Smp

pixels, Semi Vanilla, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Hello!

Our server is a friendly and slowly growing semi-vanilla smp with simple voice chat. Everyone is welcomed, and we make sure that everyone is respected.

Now more about the server… We have temperatures with seasons, daily crates, grief prevention, custom armors, minigames and much more.

You can join from version 1.18 to 1.20.1. Java and bedrock are supported. No mods are required but Simple Voice Chat is needed if you want to use proximity chat.

We hope to see you there! All feedback is appreciated, we are always eager to make the server better for everyone.

Server adress: smp.playpixels.net

Bedrock port: 5216

Discord

MINECOMPLEX

Anarchy, Clanwar, Prison

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	123	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5164

MINECOMPLEX is one of the fastest growing servers in Minecraft! Our server does not require a license to log in. Version 1.16.5+

play.minecomplex.net

VanillaAnarchy

semi anarchy, Vanillaanarchy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

IP: VanillaAnarchy.net

Vanilla Semi-Anarchy Server With No Limits

Established on July 1st, 2023, VanillaAnarchy (VA) is dedicated to delivering the ultimate vanilla experience.

World Size: 30 Million Blocks
View Distance: 10 Chunks
Simulation Distance: 9 Chunks
Mob Spawn Distance/Rates: 8 Chunks/Vanilla
World Resets: Never
Start Date: July 1st 2023
Joinable on: 1.19 – 1.20.4
Discord: discord.gg/vanillaanarchy

At VA, we’re all about breaking the limits. No player caps here – thanks to our cutting-edge server hardware and software, we can scale to accommodate over 1000 players seamlessly if needed. All while having unlimited mob caps, a default world border, 10-chunk view, 9-chunk simulation, and an 8-chunk mob spawn distance. With the goal to provide the most expansive and immersive vanilla Minecraft gaming experience out there.

Our commitment to authenticity is reflected in our no-reset policy and minimal rules. We embrace the essence of Minecraft, staying true to its original vision. The only restrictions we enforce are against exploiting and hacking to preserve the game’s core experience the way Mojang intended it.

FroobWorld

FroobWorld, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

IP: s.froobworld.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/mMu7xaX

Website: https://froobworld.com/

Dynmap: https://map.froobworld.com/

FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMPyou will probably enjoy our server.

Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.

Some features of FroobWorld:

Land claimingwith no limit to the size (within reason)
Lockette-style chest locking
/rtp, /home, /spawn, /tpa, /back
Long-term maps
32 view distance
We don’t take donations or give prizes in exchange for votes

TownThrive

smp, TownThrive

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

https://discord.gg/nMkdEjPGwm

TownThrive is a geopolitical SMP which focuses on prospering sprawling towns, trading, and also war. The server has an extremely active community and there is pretty much no end to all of it. The server has a very unique approach to gameplay with the Nether and End dimensions removed. You may be shocked from this, but it makes the server more immersive as you have to take a plane or a boat to locations on the map. The server has a vanilla approach and hands-off administration with no commands like /tp or /home as well as rules to prevent bad experiences. Join the Discord to enter the server and to be whitelisted.

Moonlit

Factions, Moonlit

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	51
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

🌙 Welcome to Moonlit Network – Your Ultimate Factions Experience! 🌙

Are you ready for an unforgettable Minecraft Factions adventure? Join us at Moonlit Network and immerse yourself in an action-packed journey filled with epic battles, daring raids, and strategic alliances.

What Sets Us Apart:

✨ Dynamic Gameplay: Engage in intense Factions battles with custom features and plugins designed to enhance your gaming experience.

✨ Welcoming Community: Join a friendly and inclusive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for Factions gameplay.

✨ Dedicated Staff: Our knowledgeable staff team is committed to providing you with the best possible gaming experience and support.

Why Join Moonlit Network:

🌟 Regular Events: Participate in exciting events, competitions, and tournaments with fantastic prizes.

🌟 Exclusive Rewards: Unlock perks, rewards, and privileges as you progress through our server.

🌟 Thriving Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy where you can trade resources and build your wealth.

🌟 Endless Adventure: Explore a vast world filled with treasures, dungeons, and boss battles.

Ready to embark on your next Factions adventure? Join us on Moonlit Network today and experience the thrill of conquest and domination!

🌐 Discord Invite Link: .gg/7HKK3BSbM

See you on the battlefield, warriors! 🌙✨

VanillaSmithCraft

smp, VanillaSmithCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74

🌐 IP: vanillasmithcraftsmp.net

🎮 Version: Java/Bedrock 1.20.4 CROSSPLAY

🌍 Server Location: CANADA

🌲 Survival SMP 🌲 SURVIVAL

🚩 RandomTeleport: Random teleport /RTP if you want to find a place to start quicker!

🌀 Warps: Set warps to a location you want to keep!

💎 Daily Rewards: We offer daily rewards for players that join daily /daily

🏡 Homes: Set home /sethome

🔹 Claiming System 🚩: Protect your hard work! Raiding is not allowed, and players can claim land to keep their builds safe from griefing

🌐 Join now and become part of our community at vanillasmithcraftsmp.net !

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