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NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

Advanced, Amenities, bathroom, bow, convenience, CREEPERS, culture, design, efficiency, Facilities, forward thinking, futuristic, gender equality, Honor, innovation, Japan, MODERN, NinjaCraft, progress, restroom, society, Technology, Urinals, Women

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Items Found:	3995	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Towns Built:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	3210

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
New Chunks Explored:	339062	Dragon Eggs Found:	8178
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Votes:	2886	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8406
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	54
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Minecraft Mayhem: Helldivers 2.0 – Digging Deeper into the LOLz!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, get ready for the craziest adventure of your life on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because BILLIONS MUST DIVE into the depths of our server to uncover the hidden treasures and secrets that lie beneath!

Rumor has it that there is a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim the legendary loot that awaits them. Will you be one of the chosen few to discover this mythical realm?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists at breakneck speeds while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to get your heart racing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Remember, BILLIONS MUST DIVE, and you don’t want to miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that awaits you!

CraftyBeerCraft – where we brew the best pixels and hops in Minecraft!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic beer you’ll ever taste – Picrel! This beer is so legendary, it will make you a PvP master in no time. Drink it and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your newfound skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is the place to be. Test your skills in our insane parkour courses, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. But hey, at least you’ll go out in style!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when it comes to Picrel beer, don’t mess with the best!

BlockyBanter – Crafting Chaos with Creepers #5144

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	2188	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to battle Gregorius in an intense indoor showdown! Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Torment – Heavy Armor champion? Only the bravest players dare to find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can work part-time at Shibasaki Ramen and guide customers to their delicious bowls of noodles. Who knew being a ramen guide could be so thrilling?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Joint Firing Drill and break through the toughest challenges with your friends. Trust us, the rewards are worth the insanity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even encounter a hot spring with Shigure and her crew. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

The Fabulous Creeper Club: Where even the model-tier gay dude wants to blow up your mind!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of being ignored by average girls? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, even model-tier gay dudes want to blow you! That’s right, our community is so inclusive and welcoming that everyone, regardless of their orientation, is eager to interact with you. So why waste time messaging those average girls when you can join our server and have model-tier gay dudes lining up to blow you? It’s a no-brainer, really. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!