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BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, China, culture war, fake stamps, hippy crack, knife crime, labour, loved, malicious WhatsApp groups, mandatory listening, mandatory reading, Meet, memes, Minecraft, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, Proverbs 28:18, putin, Royal Mail, special forces, SSE, Stand, stand tall and weather the storm, Storm, Tall, Tories, uk, weather, you are loved

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

acceptance, derogatory term, disability, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gay, general, homosexual, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, RAINBOW, retard, smp, social justice, special needs, stigma, warrior

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
New Chunks Explored:	241280	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

CookCraftCo

Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	358132	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

advice, Allowed, Choices, decision, emotions, Experience, Intimacy, judgment, life lessons, Men, Personal, perspective, Prostitute, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, sex, societal norms, stigma, villagers, VIRGINITY

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	88	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ores Mined:	4505
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4439
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MissileDefenseCraft

Advanced technology, anti-missile system, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deploy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military deployment, missile defense, MissileDefenseCraft, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tensions, Troops, US

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, clipping, Curiosity, Fingernails, Growing, hair, human body, Hypothesis, microscopic, nail, noise, Perception, Phenomenon, Science, Senses, SIMULATOR, Slow, Small, Sound, speculation, theory

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

{Java IP}, Adventure, Adventures, Bedrock Port, blast, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Exploding, explosive, Friends, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Join, Land claiming, live maps, Pinata, Player Warps, player-owned economy, RPG, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Dragons Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, battle, Character, comparison, cute, defeated, envy, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, gilgamesh, Insecurity, legend, Minecraft, Mythological, Powerful, Server, shame, strength, warrior, Weak, WEAKER

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Items Found:	8009	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

CologneCraft Minecraft Server

10. laptop, 11. money, 12. grateful, 13. gifts, 14. ungrateful, 15. parents, 16. celebration, 17. expensive, 18. need, 19. annoyed, 2. upset, 20. Misunderstanding, 3. family, 4. dad, 5. cologne, 6. birthday, 7. college, 8. struggling, 9. financially, aita, CologneCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1685

Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

BlockBeastCraft

aita, allegations, BlockBeastCraft, Blocking, Charity, controversy, faking charity work, Garbage, illegal gambling, influence, Japan, kids’ food, ksi, logan paul, Lunchly, mrbeast, reputation, Son, Strict, wrong

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!