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Sadness or Numbness Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol, Alcoholic, cigarettes, Difficulty, emotions, Evil, fake smile, feeling, Friends, joy, Loneliness, Minecraft, natural reaction, numbness, Quitting, resistance, Sadness, Server, socializing

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Emeralds Found:	9747
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	726
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of feeling sad or numb in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where joy and laughter are abundant!

On our server, you can socialize with other players and experience genuine happiness without the need for cigarettes or alcohol. Who needs substances when you have the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs?

Forget about loneliness, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or share a laugh. Say goodbye to numbness and hello to endless fun and excitement!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life! Who needs real-world problems when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

adult humor, animated, blocky, brian griffin, comedy, controversial humor, Dysfunctional family, Entertainment, family, Family Guy, Fun, Good show, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Minecraft, peter Griffin, pop culture references, Quahog, Rhode Island, satire, Server, Seth MacFarlane, stewie griffin, television, TV series

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Mines Excavated:	4899
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

DadBlocker

Agreement, AITAH, Communication, conditions, dad, DadBlocker, decision, Estate, family, getting married, Honesty, Inheritance, Lawyer, legal counsel, Marriage, preventing, Proposal, re-marry, testament, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and family feuds that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera. Meet the player whose dad is about to get married but can’t because of a crazy inheritance situation. Will they give up their mom’s inheritance for love? Will they seek legal counsel and stir up even more chaos? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a secret treasure hunt or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world?

So why wait? Join our server today and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NipNop Minecraft Server

arousal, body image, body positivity, cultural norms, double standards, female nipples, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, male nipples, Minecraft, NipNop, Nipples, objectification, Server, sexual attraction, sexual desire, Sexuality, Sexualization, social acceptance, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to let those nipples fly free! Imagine a world where men’s nipples are the ultimate turn on for women – well, on our server, that dream becomes a reality! Join us for some nipple-tastic adventures as we build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing better than diamonds are a pair of perky man nips. So come on, unleash your inner nipple enthusiast and join us for a truly titillating experience!

AquaCraft: RIP Water Beds!

AquaCraft, back pain, BEDROOM, Beds, comfort, design, Furniture, health, Home decor, innovation, mattress, Memory Foam, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, Relaxation, Retro, RIP, Sleeping, sleeping habits, Support, trends, vintage, Water, water beds

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	567	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old regular beds? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have taken things to the next level with WATER BEDS! That’s right, forget about sleeping on a boring mattress when you can float and drift off to dreamland on a cozy water bed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Water Bed Wars, where players battle it out on floating beds in the middle of the ocean. It’s a wet and wild ride that will have you laughing and splashing your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant water dragon who shoots streams of water at anyone who dares to challenge them? It’s a sight to behold and a challenge to overcome.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of water beds, water bed wars, and a water dragon like you’ve never seen before. It’s a splash-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss!

DimensionalBlindness

Brain, cognitive abilities, cognitive limitations, Cognitive science, comprehension, Consciousness, DimensionalBlindness, EYES, higher dimensions, human perception, neural processing, Perception, processing, Reality, Scientific inquiry, sensory perception, spatial dimensions, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, visual cognition, visual perception

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

join our epic minecraft server and unlock the secrets of the universe! our server is so lit, your eyes will be seeing dimensions you never knew existed!

imagine building a house in a realm where time is backwards and pigs can fly. on our server, anything is possible!

we have a secret underground city where players can battle giant spiders and ride dragons into battle.

if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount and a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and explore the mysteries of the multiverse in our mind-bending minecraft server!

BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor

biomedical engineering, Blood Monitoring, Blood-Powered, Blood-Powered Chip, Bloodcraft, Chip, health, Health Innovation, health monitoring, health tech, health tracking., Healthcare, innovation, Medical Devices, medical technology, monitor, novel, Novel Chip, real-time, Real-Time Monitoring, realtime, Technology, Wearable Health Devices, wearable tech

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!

Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!

And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!

IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Potions Brewed:	73	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	144	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

akihiko kayaba, Anime, Antagonist, bad, character analysis, controversial, debate, Ethics, Evil, Gaming, gray area, Kayabas, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood villain, morality, redemption arc, SÃO, Server, sword art online, video games, Villain, virtual reality

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

AyakashiCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, ayakashi triangle, AyakashiCraft, BETRAYAL, Drama, FANTASY, friendship, Jealousy, Love Triangle, Manga, manga characters, manga series, matsuri, Minecraft, relationship, romance, Secrets, senpai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, suzu, work

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3238
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Matsuri and Senpai have the craziest adventures together! Watch as they battle dragons, build epic castles, and even go on romantic dates in pixelated paradise. And don’t worry, Suzu is definitely not a cuck in this server – she’s actually a secret ninja warrior who protects the land from evil mobs. So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, love, and blocky shenanigans!