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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8229 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 |
Votes: | 9837 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!