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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 4186 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9882 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 187 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Our Queen Bee admin is a total diva, constantly serenading us with songs about how much she despises her fans and thinks they’re all trash. But hey, at least she’s honest, right? Who needs love and support when you can have a ruler who roasts you on the daily?
If you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses, come join us for some real entertainment. We’ve got rival factions fighting over who has the best pixel art, secret alliances forming to overthrow the admin, and more drama than a soap opera set in the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, all’s fair in love and blocky warfare!