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SisterlyDramaCraft

aita, Apologize.., childhood trauma, communication breakdown, condo purchase, cool aunt, emotional outburst, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, Family Support, moving out, niece and nephew, olive branch, parental assistance, personal boundaries, sibling rivalry, sibling tension, sister feud, SisterlyDramaCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and hilarious antics.

Our server is like a family, but without all the drama. We promise not to choke you or terrorize you like that one annoying sibling. Plus, our cool aunt (that’s me!) is always around to make sure you’re having a blast.

Build your dream condo, just like I did in real life (without any help from Mom, thank you very much). And if things get heated, don’t worry – we have plenty of virtual fire pits for you to cool off by.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to use next. See you there!

UgandanPutinFan Minecraft Server

Hardman, marriage proposal, Meloni, Minecraft, president, Putin fan, Server, uganda, UgandanPutinFan

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Crops Grown:	1490
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Emeralds Found:	1129	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

wanna join a server where the president of uganda might be playin? yea, that’s right, HARDMAN himself might be diggin’ for diamonds right next to ya! oh, and did we mention he’s a HUGE fan of putin? yep, he even asked meloni to marry him once! come join the madness and see what other crazy shenanigans go down on this server! who knows, you might even become besties with a world leader!

PixelPunchCraft

€50M, Auction, collector’s item, crime, Destroyed, expensive, Fake, Gaming, gaming history, investigation, italy, News, PixelPunchCraft, rare, Retro, Ring, scandal, Smashed, valuable, video game, vintage

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Farms Harvested:	926
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A FAKE RETRO VIDEO GAME RING WORTH €50M THAT GOT SMASHED IN ITALY. LIKE, WHO EVEN SMASHES A RING WORTH THAT MUCH??? BUT YEAH, JOIN OUR SERVER AND MAYBE U CAN FIND SOME CRAZY RICHES TOO. MAYBE EVEN A DIAMOND BLOCK MADE OF REAL DIAMONDS. YEAH, THAT’S HOW WE ROLL. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANE TREASURES AND ADVENTURES. #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤑🤣

Anarkium

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Build Explore Minecraft World Raw Client History Fun Community PvP Creative Redstone Farming Crafting Adventure Economy Plugins Biomes Resources, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

New survival server awaiting people who are looking to find a place where they can build, explore and enjoy the wonders of a brand new Minecraft world. The server is made for people who love the raw survival aspect of the game we all adore. People are also allowed to use clients. Come make history and have fun!

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Crafty Uber Draw Server

#youtube, ai generated, artbook, assets, Boorus, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, Delivery, draw, drawing books, drawthread, hololive, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., repost, Requests, Server, shitposting, Spam, Uber, Vtuber

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Votes:	6958	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Battle of Assets Edition is in full swing! Join us for an epic adventure filled with crazy battles, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most coveted assets in all of Minecraft. From diamond swords that shoot lasers to armor made of pure obsidian, you’ll never run out of epic gear to show off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary clan of vtuber warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious assets. Join forces with them and embark on quests to defeat the evil mobs that threaten to steal all the loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the Battle of Assets Edition like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life. See you in the game!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Svgg Squad

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, squad, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, svgg, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build machines and systems, we create absolute madness in every corner of this blocky world.

Join us if you’re tired of those boring, perfectly clipped editions. Here, we embrace the unsatisfactory clipping and turn it into a work of art. Our players have built machines that defy all logic and systems that will make your head spin.

Ever heard of a flying machine made out of pork chops and diamonds? Well, you’ll see it here. Our players have created vehicles that will make you question your sanity and wonder if you’ve entered a parallel universe.

But that’s not all! We also have epic space adventures that will leave you breathless. From building spacecrafts out of cheese to exploring galaxies made of candy, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you? Come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll create next!

PrankWarzMC

boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, disrespectful behavior., disrespecting boundaries, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, girlfriend prank, harmful pranks, infidelity trauma, kicking out, late night argument, overreaction, past trauma, prank gone wrong, PrankWarzMC, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship trust, traumatic history, trust issues, trust shattered

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Emeralds Found:	6890	Astral Projections Made:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pranks are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of trolling and tomfoolery that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend on the server sends you a message claiming they’ve been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis behind your back! The betrayal, the drama, the chaos – it’s all part of the fun on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the heat of our pranks. Just like the time when Steve thought it would be hilarious to cover the entire spawn point with TNT, only for the entire server to explode in a fiery blaze of glory. Ah, good times.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience heart-pounding adrenaline rushes, gut-busting laughter, and jaw-dropping surprises all in one place? Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like ours anywhere else.

Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask the guy who accidentally turned his entire base into a giant chicken coop. Oops!

EpicFailCraft

deceived, disappointing experience, Disappointment, DISILLUSIONED, disillusionment, EpicFailCraft, failed expectations, false advertising, high expectations, hyped up, let down, letdown, misleading, not as advertised, not worth it, Overrated, regret, underwhelming, unfulfilling, unimpressed, Unsatisfying

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	696	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	48
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Remember that time you thought you found the perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it was as exciting as watching grass grow in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it, they built a castle out of diamonds and rode around on a pig wearing a crown. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers boogie down to the beat of their own explosive drum, and if you’re lucky, they might even drop a disco ball for you to party with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by Endermen. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

K-PopCraft: Doctor’s Strike Edition

DOCTORS, Doctors strike, Edition, emergency medical response, government intervention., healthcare crisis, healthcare crisis management, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare management, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, healthcare workers, healthcare workers’ rights., KpopCraft, medical emergency, medical professionals, medical services, Medical Treatment, national emergency, patient care, public health, south korea, strike

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Crops Grown:	4292	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where south korea is in chaos cuz all the doctors are on strike! the only way to save the day is by building hospitals and curing all the sick villagers! but watch out for the evil mobs trying to stop you! join now and be the hero south korea needs!

Love Block Balance

available men, available women, balance, BLOCK, dating options, findings, gender ratio, love, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, negative implications, overabundance, perceived sex ratio, psychological impacts, relationships, research, scarcity, single adults, social dynamics, study, young adults

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

so like, this server is like, the perfect balance of dudes and chicks, ya know? like, we got just the right amount of single peeps for ya to mingle with. not too many, not too few. just right.

join our server and find your perfect minecraft soulmate. no more feeling lonely or overwhelmed by too many options. we got the perfect balance for ya.

come on in and see for yourself. we guarantee you’ll find love, or at least a really cool mining buddy. either way, you win! so what are you waiting for? join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and pixels. it’s gonna be epic!