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VeggieCraft: Cardiometabolic Makeover

Cardiometabolic, cardiometabolic risk factors, chronic disease prevention, Exercise, Health improvement, healthcare outcomes, holistic approach., intervention, lifestyle changes, makeover, Medical research, mental health, nutrition, physical activity, plant based diet, Preventative Medicine, retrospective analysis, Stress Management, US veterans, VeggieCraft, wellness, Whole Foods

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2636	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Star Shards Collected:	98
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 15-week whole foods, plant-based diet challenge! we promise it will make you a minecraft pro in no time! plus, our physical activity challenges will have you running around like a chicken with its head cut off (but in a good way)! and don’t even get us started on our stress management techniques – you’ll be zen AF in no time, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way. join now and become a cardiometabolic risk factor crushing machine!

CraftyCraft Minecraft Server

CraftyCraft, dark depths, Datamined, Dragonflight, Minecraft, Official WoW News, pre-patch, Riding, Rise of the Zandalari, Server, Summer 2024, summer fun, Summer Trading Post, the war within, trading post items, Welcome Back weekend, World of Warcraft General, wowg

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Farms Harvested:	713
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against dragons, just like in World of Warcraft! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the game. Plus, we have a special event called “The War Within” where you’ll have to fight your way through hordes of enemies to save the world – all while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have a Summer Trading Post where you can trade rare items and go on summer adventures in the dark depths of the Minecraft world. Who knows what kind of crazy loot you’ll find?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of dragons, of course.

DentistDreadMinecraftSMP

anxiety, anxiety relief, APPOINTMENTS, Dental, dentist, DentistDreadMinecraftSMP, DREAD, early morning, exhaustion, fear, hate, health, Hell, Medical, resting, Routine, Shifting, sleep schedule, sleeping issues, stress, worrying

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Are you tired of real-life responsibilities ruining your sleep schedule? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only appointment you need to worry about is when the sun sets in-game! No more early morning dentist visits or pesky obligations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a dentist in disguise, so you might just get a free teeth cleaning while you’re at it. Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless fun!

MineCraftMania Server

AITAH, belonging, cancer survivor, change my name, emotional neglect, Family issues, feeling lost, feeling unappreciated, husband issues, lack of affection, lack of support, lost identity, Maiden name, marriage problems, MinecraftMania, personal boundaries, personal growth, reclaiming identity, Self Discovery, self-empowerment, separate bedrooms, Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Are you tired of feeling like a forgotten NPC in your own life? Join our Minecraft server and reclaim your identity!

On our server, you can build a castle to symbolize your inner strength, mine for diamonds to represent your hidden gems, and battle creepers to show that you’re not afraid to face your fears head-on.

Just like how you want to change your name back to your maiden name, on our server, you can create a new persona and be whoever you want to be. Want to be a fearless warrior? Go for it! Want to be a master builder? The choice is yours!

So come join us and let’s embark on this epic journey of self-discovery together. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of belonging and purpose in this pixelated world. And hey, at least the creepers will give you more affection than your husband ever did!

MineCraftyHousewife

balance, childcare, Communication, exhaustion, family, first time parents, full-time job, Guilt, housework, mental health, MineCraftyHousewife, newborn, Paid maternity leave, physical health, ppd, relationship, responsibilities, SAHD, stress, Support, working parents

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Looking for a break from the chaos of real life? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your husband drama!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any lazy SAHDs who expect you to do all the work while they sit in their office all day. No way! Here, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else making a mess of it. And forget about cooking and cleaning – we’ve got virtual food and magically self-cleaning houses!

Join us and escape the madness of reality. Let’s build a world where you can be the boss and leave all the drama behind. Plus, our virtual babies never cry or need changing diapers – what more could you ask for? So come on over and let’s have some fun!

Pixel Ponderings

bizarre concepts, cognitive dissonance, contemplation, Curiosity, deep reflection, Deep thinking, existential questions, introspection, mental exploration, mind-bending, perplexing thoughts, philosophical musings, PIXEL, pondering, ponderings, random thoughts, Reflection, strange thoughts, surreal contemplation, Thought-provoking, unusual ideas, weird musings

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Villages Defended:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a dimension made entirely of cheese, and riding on flying pigs to explore new lands.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing and are always looking for new recruits.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted by a rainbow-spewing unicorn)!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Alejandro Martínez Noguez, Assassination, Censorship, Corruption, crime, impunity, investigation, journalist, Justice, Media, Mexican, mexico, Minecraft, murder, News, police protection, press freedom, Reporting, Server, shot dead, TacoCraft, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

yo, so like, we got this lit minecraft server where u can escape from all the craziness of the real world, like even crazier than a mexican journalist getting shot while under police protection, like wut even is that?! come join us and build ur own virtual paradise away from all the drama, plus we got diamond armor giveaways every hour cuz why not, amirite?! so come on and join us for a wild ride, u won’t regret it!

MaduroCraft: Rule & Pulverise

authoritarianism, challenge, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, disputed election, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, MaduroCraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, Politics, power struggle, Pulverise, rule, socialism, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Villages Defended:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a llama army led by none other than nicolas maduro himself! he will pulverize any challengers to his rule just like he does in venezuela. build your own llama fortress and fight against other players in llama battles to see who will reign supreme. join now for a chance to be crowned the llama king and rule over all of minecraft with an iron hoof! llama power forever!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD, VIDAVAT

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Void Armor Forged:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Enchantments Applied:	218	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

51.91.215.3:26054

mc.servermc.xyz:10629

1.8.9 server, Custom, Download, external hdd, Faction Pvp, Ip:, Minecraft, offline mode, Plugins, portable, PvP, Raiding, Survival, USB drive, username

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

1.8.9 server

ip: mc.servermc.xyz:10629

offline mode offplugins 0

please do not take other people username

download: archive.org/details/minecraft-1.8.9-without-launcher (Also works portable on usb drive or external hdd)

mc.servermc.xyz:10629