Failures – Page 2 – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

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JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

antisemitism, BBC, culture, discrimination, Dismisses, Diversity, executive, Fails, Failures, funny, inclusion, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Jewcraft, Jewish, letter, Marginalized, Minority, Network, prejudice, racism, Staff, systemic, Workplace

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

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NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP

areas for improvement, Challenges, deficiencies, Failures, faults, flaws, imperfections, inabilities, inadequacies, incapability, Incompetence, ineptitude, Lacking, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, NoobMaster69, poor performance, Shortcomings, Skills, smp, Struggles, Terrible, weaknesses

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Are creepers constantly blowing up your builds because you can’t aim a bow to save your life? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we embrace the terrible! In fact, we have a special award for the player who dies the most in a single day – the “Oops, I Did It Again” trophy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and you too could become a poultry overlord, clucking your way to victory!

So come on down to our server, where being terrible is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers, they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it.

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🐟 Sunburned [SMP] {Watch Out for Custom Fish & Gear} {Weekly Failures} {Zombies} {Dance-offs} {Mandatory PvP} {YES Whitelist/Resets} {1.20-1.21+} {Java+Bedrock}

1.201.21, Auctions, bedrock, cross-platform, Custom, custom fish, Custom Gear, Danceoffs, Economy, Events, Failures, Fish, fishing log, Free Ranks, Gear, Grief Prevention, Javabedrock, Land claiming, Lobster Pots, Mandatory, No Whitelist, Optional PvP, PvP, pvp arena, Resets, Shops, Skills, smp, Sunburned, Survival, watch, WEEKLY, Weekly Challenges, WhitelistResets, zombies

Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Key Features and Benefits:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Join Shaded today by copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg 🚀

Connect with Us:

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?	No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences.
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure.
How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks?	Players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server.
Are there regular events and challenges on Shaded?	Yes, Shaded features quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep players engaged and rewarded.

Crafty AF Server: ‘>be me’ – Where even creepers can’t resist a good meme!

25, Bad Luck, Be me, chronically single, Crafty, CREEPERS, DATING, Disappointment, Failures, family friend, feelings, Good, gtbe, hopelessness, it’s just sheer bad luck, Loneliness, meme, not for lack of trying, rejection, relationships, Resist, self-doubt, Server, still have yet to even go on a date, Trans

Are you tired of bad luck ruining your love life in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where rejection doesn’t exist!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a beautiful player appears, ready to go on a virtual date with you. But wait, there’s a twist! They’re actually a secret agent on a mission to steal your diamonds! Can you outsmart them and win their heart?

Or how about this scenario: you’re building a castle with your Minecraft crush when suddenly a potion of love is accidentally thrown, causing chaos and hilarious hijinks as everyone on the server falls in love with each other!

Don’t let bad luck get you down, join our server and experience a love life full of surprises and laughter. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks!

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FrostyCraft: Where even the snowmen need a sweater

Breath, Caring, cold, DRIVE, face, Failures, Father, FrostyCraft, Goodbye, high mound, Innocence, KIND, Lies, Nature, Notes, Pictures, Preparation, Red Gate, SKY, snowmen, species, Sweater, Watching

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the coldest of mounds next to Red Gate can’t stop us from having a good time! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you breathless (literally, because it’s so cold up there).

Our server is so awesome, even the NPCs are saying their goodbyes and leaving heartfelt messages before they go. Who knew Minecraft could be so emotional? But don’t worry, we promise to keep things fun and lighthearted, even when the going gets tough.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to keeping pictures of your face in their heads for as long as they live? That’s right, we take virtual friendships to a whole new level.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where the species will thrive and innocence is cherished, look no further. We’ve got blind drives, failed attempts, and plenty of lies to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come join us on this wild ride, because who knows what crazy adventures await you on our mysterious Minecraft server. Goodbye, Zion – and hello, epic gaming experiences!

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Blocky Band Camp

achievement, Anime, Audition.., Band, blocky, Camp, Competition, determination, Drama, Failures, friendship, Hibike Euphonium, high school, Music, op, passing, perseverance, Rivalry, specific players, spoilers, success

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around spawn!

Rumor has it that THE OP accidentally leaked the audition results for a popular reality show, revealing that certain players have failed in the past. But who cares about reality TV drama when you can join our server and create your own DRAMA with your friends?

Join us for INSANE adventures, CRAZY builds, and a community that is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and experience the chaos for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

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PC Build Failures: A Minecraft Server for Normies Who Can’t Handle the Basics

basics, BUILD, building a pc, compatibility issues, Cyberpunk, delivery processes, errors, Failures, gaming pc, handle, Hogwarts Legacy, Minecraft, normies, Pathetic, peripherals, picking PC parts, Poor, reddit, rtx 4090, Ryzen 7 7800X3D, Server, slow PCs, tiktok, Trauma, Troubleshooting

Are you tired of being a normie with a pathetic PC setup? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of building a gaming PC! We have the fastest gaming PCs already set up for you, so you can focus on what really matters – playing Minecraft all day and night.

Say goodbye to compatibility issues, troubleshooting errors, and the stress of picking PC parts. Our server is here to provide you with the ultimate gaming experience without any of the hassle. No need to anxiously await deliveries or run pointless benchmarks, just jump right into the game and let the fun begin!

Don’t let your brain rot from reddit and tiktok, join our server and embrace the true joy of gaming without the PC building headache. Trust us, once you experience the convenience and excitement of our server, you’ll never want to go back to the normie life again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start gaming like never before!

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Glory or Death: The Minecraft Server of Epic Failures

allure of power, dangerous proposition, dark offer, dark purpose, deadly allure, deadly temptation, death, Epic, Failures, fatal decision, fatal temptation, Glory, hey kid, Minecraft, ominous request, Psst, risky choice, sacrifice, seduction, Server, sinister intent, sinister proposal, sinister temptation, temptation, temptation of glory

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to die for our glory! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think). Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treacherous lava parkour courses, and a secret underground maze filled with evil bunnies. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. So what are you waiting for? Come die for our glory today!

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OopsCraft: Where every build is a happy accident!

1. Mistakes, accident, Adversity, Analysis, BUILD, Challenges, Development, errors, Evaluation, Failures, growth, Happy, hindsight, Improvement, lessons learned, Obstacles, OopsCraft, problem solving, progress, Reflection, self improvement, self reflection, setbacks, Troubleshooting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too… normal? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of chickens armed with pickaxes start chasing you! Or how about the time when a creeper decided to open up a bakery and started selling exploding cakes?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the villagers every Saturday night.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring some extra armor just in case those pickaxe-wielding chickens come back for round two.

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Breda Guardians Vanilla Survival Server

Factions

Breda Guadrians Vanilla Survival serverOfficial Vanilla Survival Server from BredaGuardians Community!Feel free to join, hang out and have a look at our team member!Shops, Jobs, Crates, Staff, Esporters and much more to find!

78.46.100.20:37764

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Iguana SMP

Survival

The Iguana SMP is a great place!!!! It got the Origins mod and everything!!!! Heres link to uhhhh mods!!!: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1MJMQb65jh7NPLpQf31_fzJbvF1SbOgRq/view?usp=sharing If they are outdated then COMPLAIN about it in the discord please!!!

37.10.122.50:26332

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Fairhaven

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fairhaven is a new laid-back PvE enhanced survival server with an rpg-like theme. When gathering resources, please refer to our resource world, dedicated to gathering resources. No mobs can spawn in the resource world, so you won’t have to worry while mining.(With the exception of spawners) The resource world will reset every so often to refresh materials. You can teleport to the Resource world using the command /resource

You rank up automatically by playing on the server. You can check your progress any time with the command /ar check

Do note that permissions are still being set up. If anything is broken, please do tell 🙂

fairhaven.netherrain.net

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TerrorMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Rustic Skylock is a twist on original SB, in which players get custom abilities! Fight to the Bal top alone or with friends! and test your luck with luckyblocks. Ultimate Survival is a survival server with lots of rewards/features revolving around custom plugins!! lots of custom features and tremendous efforts put into it! ▶ Current Features■ Custom Shops! ■ Custom World Gen ■ Custom Skills!■ Many MORE!

TerrorMC.minecraft.best

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MinecraftCave

Creative, Economy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore a Diverse Collection of Minecraft Servers MinecraftCave.com offers an impressive selection of servers, catering to a wide variety of game modes and playstyles. Whether you’re looking for survival, factions, creative, minigames, or any other type of server, MinecraftCave.com has you covered. Each server is carefully chosen for its quality, performance, and community, ensuring that you’ll have the best experience possible.

51.81.53.217

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Unbalance: Ascension (Soulslike MMORPG server)

Survival

Welcome to the mesmerizing world of

“Unbalance

: Ascension

” – a Minecraft modpack that beckons you to transcend mortal limitations and ascend to godlike supremacy

. Prepare for an odyssey from humble beginnings to limitless power in a realm where balance yields to boundless ambition

.

Note

: This modpack is made for use on the Unbalance

: Acension server

. The server should be in the modpack server list

.

Explore

vibrant villages

each pulsating with life

quests

and enigmatic secrets awaiting your discovery

. Roam through ancient temples strewn across the landscape

confronting daunting challenges and a custom main questline as you endeavor to unravel the mysteries of the Nether and the End

. Traverse a meticulously crafted world comprised of a series of stunning creations from the PMC

(Planet Minecraft

) community

each brimming with unique charm and detail

.

For those who seek a more traditional adventure

venture beyond the great sea surrounding the region to access the vast expanses of normal Minecraft generation

. With Biome

‘s O

‘ Plenty

Ice and Fire

Alex

‘s Mobs

and more enhancing the world

endless exploration awaits those who dare to sail into the unknown

.

Brace yourself

for epic confrontations against formidable foes

wielding the soul

-stirring combat mechanics of Epic Fight to test your mettle to its utmost limits

. Choose your weaponry from a vast arsenal including Simply Swords

Weapons of Minecraft

and more for a variety of combat styles

.

Indulge in customization

like never before with the revolutionary Armourer

‘s Workshop

Vampirism

and many more

. Craft your own unique armor and weapons

tailor

-made to suit your playstyle and aesthetic preferences

. With a limitless customization system at your fingertips

the possibilities are endless

.

Immerse yourself

in a fantastical realm brought to life by the visually stunning Alacrity Resourcepack

where every landscape is a breathtaking masterpiece awaiting your exploration

.

Master

the arcane arts with Ars Nouveau and Iron

‘s Spells

crafting potent incantations and bending reality to your will in your quest for supremacy

.

In

“Unbalance

: Ascension

,

” the pursuit of power knows no bounds

. Whether you aspire to become a benevolent deity guiding the destinies of nations or a malevolent force sowing chaos and discord

the choice is yours to make

.

Experience unparalleled stability with optimizations designed to provide a lag

-free experience

ensuring that your journey through

“Unbalance

: Ascension

” is as smooth as it is immersive

,

(mostly

)

.

Are you prepared to seize your destiny and ascend to unparalleled heights of power

? Join us in

“Unbalance

: Ascension

” and etch your name into the annals of Minecraft legend

.

51.161.71.143:25584

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Al-Catraz Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Skyblock

SlimeFun x RPG Multiplayer Server ! u can doing a RPG , with the missions , dungeons and farming , and absolutly u can play slimefun on your skyblock world with all slimefun customization !

alcatraz.biz.id

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Rags2Richies

Earth, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP

Rags2Richies.apexmc.co is up and running we are factions based some of our plugins we offer:economy system,playervaults,bosses,crazy enchaments, skills system and many more feel free to join anytime and get started

rags2richies.apexmc.co

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Straya

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

The All Australian Server I am looking for players and Admins & Mods to help grow my server. Time wasters can fuk off!!

straya.mysrv.us:25541

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ThomCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Thomcraft is a community-driven server that offers exciting features like an economy system, new chest types, skill progression, and redesigned structures.

Earn in-game currency and use it to buy and sell items, purchase them in player-owned businesses.

Develop your skills with our progression system, earning experience points to level up your mining, farming, or combat abilities. Our redesigned structures offer a unique twist to the normal Minecraft experience.

Join us at Thom’s Minecraft server today and start your Minecraft adventure!

thomcraft.uk

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