Failures Minecraft Servers

Failures

  • Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

    Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

    JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

    and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP

    NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Are creepers constantly blowing up your builds because you can’t aim a bow to save your life? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we embrace the terrible! In fact, we have a special award for the player who dies the most in a single day – the “Oops, I Did It Again” trophy!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and you too could become a poultry overlord, clucking your way to victory!

    So come on down to our server, where being terrible is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers, they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 🐟 Sunburned [SMP] {Watch Out for Custom Fish & Gear} {Weekly Failures} {Zombies} {Dance-offs} {Mandatory PvP} {YES Whitelist/Resets} {1.20-1.21+} {Java+Bedrock}

    🐟 Sunburned [SMP] {Watch Out for Custom Fish & Gear} {Weekly Failures} {Zombies} {Dance-offs} {Mandatory PvP} {YES Whitelist/Resets} {1.20-1.21+} {Java+Bedrock}

    New Minecraft Servers

    Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP play.shaded.gg
    Discord https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

    Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

    Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

    Key Features and Benefits:

      • 🐟 NEW! Fishing Log
      • 🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots
      • ⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena
      • 🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
      • 🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
      • 🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
      • 🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

    Join Shaded today by copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg 🚀

    Connect with Us:

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is PvP mandatory on Shaded? No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences.
    How can I protect my builds from griefing? Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure.
    How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks? Players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server.
    Are there regular events and challenges on Shaded? Yes, Shaded features quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep players engaged and rewarded.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty AF Server: ‘>be me’ – Where even creepers can’t resist a good meme!

    Crafty AF Server: ‘>be me’ – Where even creepers can’t resist a good meme!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of bad luck ruining your love life in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where rejection doesn’t exist!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a beautiful player appears, ready to go on a virtual date with you. But wait, there’s a twist! They’re actually a secret agent on a mission to steal your diamonds! Can you outsmart them and win their heart?

    Or how about this scenario: you’re building a castle with your Minecraft crush when suddenly a potion of love is accidentally thrown, causing chaos and hilarious hijinks as everyone on the server falls in love with each other!

    Don’t let bad luck get you down, join our server and experience a love life full of surprises and laughter. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FrostyCraft: Where even the snowmen need a sweater

    FrostyCraft: Where even the snowmen need a sweater

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the coldest of mounds next to Red Gate can’t stop us from having a good time! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you breathless (literally, because it’s so cold up there).

    Our server is so awesome, even the NPCs are saying their goodbyes and leaving heartfelt messages before they go. Who knew Minecraft could be so emotional? But don’t worry, we promise to keep things fun and lighthearted, even when the going gets tough.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to keeping pictures of your face in their heads for as long as they live? That’s right, we take virtual friendships to a whole new level.

    And hey, if you’re looking for a server where the species will thrive and innocence is cherished, look no further. We’ve got blind drives, failed attempts, and plenty of lies to keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come join us on this wild ride, because who knows what crazy adventures await you on our mysterious Minecraft server. Goodbye, Zion – and hello, epic gaming experiences!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Band Camp

    Blocky Band Camp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around spawn!

    Rumor has it that THE OP accidentally leaked the audition results for a popular reality show, revealing that certain players have failed in the past. But who cares about reality TV drama when you can join our server and create your own DRAMA with your friends?

    Join us for INSANE adventures, CRAZY builds, and a community that is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and experience the chaos for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PC Build Failures: A Minecraft Server for Normies Who Can’t Handle the Basics

    PC Build Failures: A Minecraft Server for Normies Who Can’t Handle the Basics

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a normie with a pathetic PC setup? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of building a gaming PC! We have the fastest gaming PCs already set up for you, so you can focus on what really matters – playing Minecraft all day and night.

    Say goodbye to compatibility issues, troubleshooting errors, and the stress of picking PC parts. Our server is here to provide you with the ultimate gaming experience without any of the hassle. No need to anxiously await deliveries or run pointless benchmarks, just jump right into the game and let the fun begin!

    Don’t let your brain rot from reddit and tiktok, join our server and embrace the true joy of gaming without the PC building headache. Trust us, once you experience the convenience and excitement of our server, you’ll never want to go back to the normie life again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start gaming like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Glory or Death: The Minecraft Server of Epic Failures

    Glory or Death: The Minecraft Server of Epic Failures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to die for our glory! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think). Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treacherous lava parkour courses, and a secret underground maze filled with evil bunnies. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. So what are you waiting for? Come die for our glory today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OopsCraft: Where every build is a happy accident!

    OopsCraft: Where every build is a happy accident!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too… normal? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of chickens armed with pickaxes start chasing you! Or how about the time when a creeper decided to open up a bakery and started selling exploding cakes?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the villagers every Saturday night.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring some extra armor just in case those pickaxe-wielding chickens come back for round two.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Serenity Craft

    Serenity Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Serenity Craft is a no tnt, grief free, PvP server. It needs you to increase its population! Please join this server and make the owner (12pspgo) and all of its players happy. 🙂

    -12pspgo IP: 198.154.112.175

    198.154.112.175

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Kfperin’s SMP Server!

    Kfperin’s SMP Server!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our cozy, Practically grief-less and unique server for loads of fun and memories!

    kfpmc.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AssassinHaven

    AssassinHaven

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are friendly to any age player group as long as you don’t cause trouble.We highly encourage pvp.We have a great staff and a server that is 24/7.Our server has no lag and we have many plugins.We take suggestions from players.

    198.154.115.37

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Too Legit

    Too Legit

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the minecraft server “Too Legit” !!! Things you can expiriance here: Weekly events ,Huge Survival world ,Promising PvP ,Creative world* ,GAMES (Skyblock , Paintball , Jump … etc.) , Economics , Residences , eazy to use SmS “pay to win” services 😛 ; Things not to expect from “Too Legit” LAG! , long server downtime , unfair staff , unenjoyable time:).

    mc.toolegit.eu

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AnimalCraft

    AnimalCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    New friendly server. great free protection system to stop greifing. important usfull comand after 5 mins like /back, warp, tpa, home, pay, sell etc. you can set multiple home

    185.16.85.25:26465

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Elysium Crafting

    Elysium Crafting

    New Minecraft Servers

    Elysium Crafting is a survival server. We have a great community with friendly members/staff. Our goal is to have a server where our members can just relax and enjoy playing Minecraft.

    We offer Grief Prevention, McMMO, Survival, PvE, PvP arena and a Resource World for mining and farming.

    192.227.132.206:25665

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KB Craft Gaming

    KB Craft Gaming

    New Minecraft Servers

    Friendly server est. 2013 with IT qualified staff. Multiple worlds to suit most player styles! New to minecraft or an established hand, we welcome all players to a safe environment where every player is important and not just a cash generator!

    play.kbcraftgaming.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Almost There Survival

    Almost There Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    We’re a small server with a focus on a friendly, near-vanilla survival experience that doesn’t sacrifice gameplay for security. New players don’t have to wait to be promoted to start playing and have access to everything right away.

    Plugins: BadAssDragons CraftIRC GriefPrevention Gringotts HeroChat LunarCycle ModReq PopulationDensity Prism QuickShop

    mc.almost-there.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mikeland Hunger Games

    Mikeland Hunger Games

    New Minecraft Servers

    REALLY In Australia – which means low pings for Australians. We don’t list our server as being Australian when it’s really in the US or some other country like others do.

    Not in Australia? No problem, join anyway – we think you’ll find the connection as good, if not better, than most of your local servers. This isn’t some low-end, low cost server or VPS – This is hosted and managed by enthusiasts who are passionate about the Minecraft experience.

    This is an Australian hosted survival server, running Spigot, for optimum performance.

    No whitelist, anyone can join.

    Dedicated 24×7 symmetrical fibre connection. DDoS protected. Mature and experienced staff. Running on dedicated hardware. This is not a backyard operation. We have the skills and experience and as such this is a professional server.

    We also have our own Teamspeak server, Forums and IRC server.

    Teamspeak: teamspeak.sheen.id.au website / Forums : www.sheen.id.au IRC : irc.sheen.id.au port: 6667 or http://sheen.id.au:9090

    Over 35,000 players have played with us. Why haven’t you ?

    hungergames.sheen.id.au

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LumixCraft

    LumixCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    [LumixCraft]An easy and innovative survival server for all! We present our new and inspirational server LumixCraft from the creators of EaseCraft. We have advanced our skills to remodel the whole entire server to become an innovative and easy structure for the pleasure and enjoyment of our valuable players. With our professional staff we work hard and meet our goals to keep our users up to date. But for now we are in our server remodel session and will open on our scheduled date in the late summer of 2013. But for now we are in pre-beta. Currently our users are allowed to register at our website to keep in touch with our achievements and news to one day be able to fully play our server. Also if you join we will be giving out special pre-beta keys to certain players. Join us now to experience a part of our new modern server and to help our growing community! “We luminate your world”

    184.95.39.130:25644

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP