Failures – Page 2 – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes
basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp
Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

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JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails
antisemitism, BBC, culture, discrimination, Dismisses, Diversity, executive, Fails, Failures, funny, inclusion, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Jewcraft, Jewish, letter, Marginalized, Minority, Network, prejudice, racism, Staff, systemic, Workplace
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.
and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

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NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP
areas for improvement, Challenges, deficiencies, Failures, faults, flaws, imperfections, inabilities, inadequacies, incapability, Incompetence, ineptitude, Lacking, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, NoobMaster69, poor performance, Shortcomings, Skills, smp, Struggles, Terrible, weaknesses
Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Are creepers constantly blowing up your builds because you can’t aim a bow to save your life? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we embrace the terrible! In fact, we have a special award for the player who dies the most in a single day – the “Oops, I Did It Again” trophy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron feather. Join us and you too could become a poultry overlord, clucking your way to victory!
So come on down to our server, where being terrible is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers, they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it.

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🐟 Sunburned [SMP] {Watch Out for Custom Fish & Gear} {Weekly Failures} {Zombies} {Dance-offs} {Mandatory PvP} {YES Whitelist/Resets} {1.20-1.21+} {Java+Bedrock}

1.201.21, Auctions, bedrock, cross-platform, Custom, custom fish, Custom Gear, Danceoffs, Economy, Events, Failures, Fish, fishing log, Free Ranks, Gear, Grief Prevention, Javabedrock, Land claiming, Lobster Pots, Mandatory, No Whitelist, Optional PvP, PvP, pvp arena, Resets, Shops, Skills, smp, Sunburned, Survival, watch, WEEKLY, Weekly Challenges, WhitelistResets, zombies

Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Key Features and Benefits:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Join Shaded today by copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg 🚀

Connect with Us:

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?	No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences.
How can I protect my builds from griefing?	Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure.
How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks?	Players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server.
Are there regular events and challenges on Shaded?	Yes, Shaded features quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep players engaged and rewarded.

Crafty AF Server: ‘>be me’ – Where even creepers can’t resist a good meme!
25, Bad Luck, Be me, chronically single, Crafty, CREEPERS, DATING, Disappointment, Failures, family friend, feelings, Good, gtbe, hopelessness, it’s just sheer bad luck, Loneliness, meme, not for lack of trying, rejection, relationships, Resist, self-doubt, Server, still have yet to even go on a date, Trans
Are you tired of bad luck ruining your love life in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where rejection doesn’t exist!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a beautiful player appears, ready to go on a virtual date with you. But wait, there’s a twist! They’re actually a secret agent on a mission to steal your diamonds! Can you outsmart them and win their heart?
Or how about this scenario: you’re building a castle with your Minecraft crush when suddenly a potion of love is accidentally thrown, causing chaos and hilarious hijinks as everyone on the server falls in love with each other!
Don’t let bad luck get you down, join our server and experience a love life full of surprises and laughter. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks!

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FrostyCraft: Where even the snowmen need a sweater
Breath, Caring, cold, DRIVE, face, Failures, Father, FrostyCraft, Goodbye, high mound, Innocence, KIND, Lies, Nature, Notes, Pictures, Preparation, Red Gate, SKY, snowmen, species, Sweater, Watching
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the coldest of mounds next to Red Gate can’t stop us from having a good time! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you breathless (literally, because it’s so cold up there).
Our server is so awesome, even the NPCs are saying their goodbyes and leaving heartfelt messages before they go. Who knew Minecraft could be so emotional? But don’t worry, we promise to keep things fun and lighthearted, even when the going gets tough.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to keeping pictures of your face in their heads for as long as they live? That’s right, we take virtual friendships to a whole new level.
And hey, if you’re looking for a server where the species will thrive and innocence is cherished, look no further. We’ve got blind drives, failed attempts, and plenty of lies to keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come join us on this wild ride, because who knows what crazy adventures await you on our mysterious Minecraft server. Goodbye, Zion – and hello, epic gaming experiences!

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Blocky Band Camp
achievement, Anime, Audition.., Band, blocky, Camp, Competition, determination, Drama, Failures, friendship, Hibike Euphonium, high school, Music, op, passing, perseverance, Rivalry, specific players, spoilers, success
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around spawn!
Rumor has it that THE OP accidentally leaked the audition results for a popular reality show, revealing that certain players have failed in the past. But who cares about reality TV drama when you can join our server and create your own DRAMA with your friends?
Join us for INSANE adventures, CRAZY builds, and a community that is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and experience the chaos for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

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PC Build Failures: A Minecraft Server for Normies Who Can’t Handle the Basics
basics, BUILD, building a pc, compatibility issues, Cyberpunk, delivery processes, errors, Failures, gaming pc, handle, Hogwarts Legacy, Minecraft, normies, Pathetic, peripherals, picking PC parts, Poor, reddit, rtx 4090, Ryzen 7 7800X3D, Server, slow PCs, tiktok, Trauma, Troubleshooting
Are you tired of being a normie with a pathetic PC setup? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of building a gaming PC! We have the fastest gaming PCs already set up for you, so you can focus on what really matters – playing Minecraft all day and night.
Say goodbye to compatibility issues, troubleshooting errors, and the stress of picking PC parts. Our server is here to provide you with the ultimate gaming experience without any of the hassle. No need to anxiously await deliveries or run pointless benchmarks, just jump right into the game and let the fun begin!
Don’t let your brain rot from reddit and tiktok, join our server and embrace the true joy of gaming without the PC building headache. Trust us, once you experience the convenience and excitement of our server, you’ll never want to go back to the normie life again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start gaming like never before!

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Glory or Death: The Minecraft Server of Epic Failures
allure of power, dangerous proposition, dark offer, dark purpose, deadly allure, deadly temptation, death, Epic, Failures, fatal decision, fatal temptation, Glory, hey kid, Minecraft, ominous request, Psst, risky choice, sacrifice, seduction, Server, sinister intent, sinister proposal, sinister temptation, temptation, temptation of glory
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to die for our glory! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think). Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treacherous lava parkour courses, and a secret underground maze filled with evil bunnies. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. So what are you waiting for? Come die for our glory today!

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OopsCraft: Where every build is a happy accident!
1. Mistakes, accident, Adversity, Analysis, BUILD, Challenges, Development, errors, Evaluation, Failures, growth, Happy, hindsight, Improvement, lessons learned, Obstacles, OopsCraft, problem solving, progress, Reflection, self improvement, self reflection, setbacks, Troubleshooting
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too… normal? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of chickens armed with pickaxes start chasing you! Or how about the time when a creeper decided to open up a bakery and started selling exploding cakes?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the villagers every Saturday night.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring some extra armor just in case those pickaxe-wielding chickens come back for round two.

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GulfCraftMexiLolz
border issues, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Gulf of America, GulfCraftMexiLolz, international relations, Latin America, mexico, mexico city, Mexico-US relations, North America, Politics, President Sheinbaum, sarcastic response, social media, trump, Trump administration, united states, world news
lol imagine a minecraft server so lit that even Mexico’s President Sheinbaum is offering sarcastic responses to Trump’s crazy ‘Gulf of America’ comment. like, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even world leaders are getting in on the action. join this server for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so awesome even politicians can’t stay away. come on, you know you wanna be part of this madness. let’s show Trump what a real gulf of awesomeness looks like!

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Blockbuster Builders
Authorship, blockbuster, books, Builders, Characters, Cinematic, creativity, DIY movies, Fiction, film adaptation, imagination, literary devices, Literature, narrative, Novel writing, Novels, Plot, reading, storytelling, Storytelling techniques, Themes, Writing
you ever want to be a wizard in minecraft? well now you can on this server! we got spells and potions and all that jazz. u can be the harry potter of the minecraft world, casting spells left and right.
oh and guess what? we have talking animals on this server. yep, you heard me right. u can have a conversation with a chicken or a cow. they give great advice, trust me.
also, did i mention we have a secret underground city on this server? it’s like a whole new world down there. u can explore and find hidden treasures. but watch out for the giant spiders, they’re not very friendly.
join this server now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooo!

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Black Hole Merge Madness
astronomers, Black, Black Holes, densely populated environments, Formation, Hole, how black holes formed, important information, madness, MERGE, Merged, millions of stars, multiple times, new, observed, research, Reveal, SIZE, size of black holes, SPIN, spin of black holes, study, where black holes formed
come join our minecraft server, where black holes are the size of giant pigs and spin like crazy disco balls! we got black holes merging multiple times, like they’re playing a game of cosmic twister with millions of stars! it’s like a space dance party up in here, with black holes busting out their best moves and revealing secrets about the universe that will blow your mind! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the weirdest, wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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One Of Us SMP

Community, Curseforge, dnd, Enchanting, Events, FANTASY, friendship, hermitcraft, International, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Plugins, Rituals, Settlements, smp, Spells, Trading, Whitelisting

One Of Us Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	One Of Us
Server Type	Minecraft SMP with modded elements
Season	Season 1: Origins & Magic
Features	Origins mod with 30+ unique origins Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks mod Apotheosis mod Ars Nouveau mod Various communities and settlements Hermitcraft vibes and trading Server-wide events and game modes

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, you need to visit the Discord server linked above and follow the instructions provided on obtaining mods, whitelisting, and the IP address.
What mods are required to play on the server?	The server requires a CurseForge modpack or the plain Forge mods ZIP-folder. Instructions on how to install these mods can be found on the Discord server.
Are other languages supported on the server?	English is the main language, but other languages are welcome. Channels are available for different languages and dedicated chats can be created upon request.
What are the rules of the server regarding pranks and builds?	The server encourages lighthearted pranks but prohibits malicious behavior. Respect for others’ builds and possessions is essential, and inappropriate content is not allowed.
Are there guidelines for behavior in the server chat?	Users are expected to be respectful, refrain from spamming or advertising, and avoid inappropriate language or content. Violating these guidelines can result in penalties.

Pixel Kingdoms 1.21.2
1.21.2, Cyber Security, data breach, Data Protection, digital privacy, internet security, Kingdoms, leaked data, Leaks.., Online leaks, online privacy, online safety, personal information, PIXEL, privacy, reputable websites, SECURITY, snapchat, snapchat leaks, snapchat privacy, snapchat security, social media, test
Yo bro, forget about those boring websites for Snapchat leaks, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for leaks when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us? Plus, we have secret hidden chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting for you to find! Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to searching for Snapchat leaks again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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CookCraftyHubby
Allergies, Boundaries, Caretaker, Communication, CookCraftyHubby, Cooking, dietary restrictions, emotional stress, exhaustion, Grief, GRIEVING, Illness, loss of a parent, Marriage, medical issues, mental health, relationships, self-care, self-nourishment, Support, Trauma
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only cooking you’ll be doing is crafting some delicious virtual cakes!
Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery and variable symptoms, just like the mysterious health issues of the husband in this story. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges you’ll face in our pixelated world?
Forget about real-life responsibilities like paying bills and taking care of the household, on our server, the only thing you’ll be managing is your virtual inventory.
And if you’re feeling overwhelmed like the wife in this story, don’t worry, you can always take a break from cooking in our server and focus on building the most epic virtual castle instead.
So come on, join us and escape from the chaos of real life into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. It’s time to craft your own happily ever after!

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AwkwardQsMinecraftSMP
awkward, AwkwardQsMinecraftSMP, Boundaries, Challenging, confrontational, controversial, delicate situations, Difficult, EMBARRASSING, inappropriate, intrusive, Personal, questions, sensitive topics, taboo, touchy subjects, Tricky, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable questions, uneasy, unsettling
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does dab contests with the players.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a golden spud scepter. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Potato Genie.
And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where players can show off their best moves and win epic loot. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that only the most skilled parkour masters can reach.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun…in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire or something.

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WheelchairCraft
ableism, acceptance, accessibility, Communication, DATING, disability, Diversity, emotional connection, Empathy, inclusion, Intimacy, love, personal boundaries, physical intimacy, relationships, sexual experiences, societal norms, stigma, Understanding, wheelchair user, WheelchairCraft
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.
Our server is so inclusive that even players in wheelchairs can join in on the fun! Imagine building a castle with someone who has the power of wheels at their fingertips. It’s a whole new level of teamwork and coordination.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter while exploring our world.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a blocky character in a wheelchair. It’s a love story for the ages!

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MexiCraft: Trump’s Land Grab!
border issues, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Grab, international relations, Land, Latin America, leadership, mexico, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, response, spat, territorial naming, trump, Trumps, united states
come join our epic minecraft server where we have tacos raining from the sky and piñatas filled with diamonds! the president of mexico is actually a secret player on our server and he challenges trump to a build battle to settle territorial disputes. who will win? join now to find out and maybe even get a chance to build a wall made out of obsidian! VIVA LA MINECRAFT!

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Gov’t Ops Anonymous
#hacktivism, Accountability, activism, ANONYMOUS, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, covert ops, cyber attacks, Cyber Security, digital activism, Government, Govt, hackers, Interference, Manipulation, Ops, Politics, society, Surveillance, transparency, Whistleblowers
u know wat u need in ur life? a minecraft server that is so wild and crazy u will think u r living in a parallel universe. our server is like no other, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk.
if u join our server, u will be part of a secret society of minecraft players who are actually undercover government agents. we are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious Anonymous hackers. we believe they were actually working for the government all along, and we need ur help to crack the code.
but that’s not all, on our server u can ride llamas into battle and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. u can build a castle made entirely of diamonds and rule over ur kingdom with an iron fist.
so come join us on our server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few server rules). who knows, u might just uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy in minecraft history.

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